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Ministers slam ‘poor taste’ of serial killer stamps


http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2011/02/24/min ... er-stamps/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Cabinet ministers, party leaders and MPs from both sides of the house joined in the widespread condemnation of Royal Mail’s ‘insensitivity’ and ‘poor taste’, while company bosses fought back, defending the stamps as ‘reflective of our cultural history’ and even ‘art’.

“It is vital that we reinvigorate the image of post itself,” said Royal Mail spokesman Gareth Spade.

“Special Issue stamps like this give us a more contemporary, edgy feel which in turn broadens our market into a society raised on the internet with a declining interest in letters.”

“Let’s be honest, most of our Special Issues have been crushingly dull. Cats. Whatever.”

“Since the launch of this range, however stamp sales have risen an unprecedented 500%. They’re being snapped up in huge quantities by collectors both here and abroad. The Royal Mail must move with the times like everyone else and, frankly, this is only the beginning.”

While refusing to comment in detail on future Special Issues, Mr. Slade admitted that in the current economic climate “anything is possible.”

“These stamps have been a massive commercial success. Who knows where we go from here? Genital piercings. Musicals. Animal bums.”
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I think its a sick idea what are they thinking
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alhothi wrote:I think its a sick idea what are they thinking
What? Privatisation? I agree.
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Imagethis is sick
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glenfiddich wrote:Imagethis is sick
I agree. Jamiroquai without a hat is a shocking image.
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clashcityrocker wrote:
glenfiddich wrote:Imagethis is sick
I agree. Jamiroquai without a hat is a shocking image.
I think he means 41p for a 1st class stamp. :confused
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Please tell me this is a wind up. :hmmmm But it does make me wonder whose faces would we like to see on the stamps. For me it would Alan Leighton, Adam Crozier, Moya Greene, Dave Ward and Billy Hayes....reason is so i could take my biro each morning and put a big heavy mark across their faces just to make sure they didnt slip through the postal system without being endorsed....probably the nearest thing im ever going to get to revenge :mad
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I'm pretty sure that this is a joke site. No truth to it, whatsoever. :roll:
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Yes its a joke site - other headlines are:

Library closures: perverts with ‘fewer places to wank’ http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2011/02/24/lib ... asturbate/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Manchester to close in April http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2011/02/09/man ... -in-april/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Cuts will ensure ‘terrific music from housing estates’ http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2011/01/27/osb ... g-estates/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

BNP protest Edinburgh Zoo pandas http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2011/01/11/bnp ... oo-pandas/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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TrueBlueTerrier wrote:Yes its a joke site - other headlines are:

BNP protest Edinburgh Zoo pandas http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2011/01/11/bnp ... oo-pandas/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Looks as if some folks, it seems, think they'll be pandemonium on our streets if our zoos are going to be pandering to those Chinese Pandas. Give 'em a couple of black eyes, I say, that will teach em. No wait, they already get punched in the face by all the other Chinese zoo animals before they arrive over here for all that 24/7 f***ing they're allowed to get away with. It must be pandemic over there. :roll:
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Perhaps some of you will recognise some of your customers in these photos http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2011/02/18/jer ... g-society/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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That picture of Hindley reminds me that Moya is the Canadian spelling of Myra. :shock:
Not many people know that. :shock:
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Library closures: perverts with ‘fewer places to wank’ http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2011/02/24/lib" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; ... asturbate/

Good idea keeps DGP out of the parks , and it doesn't give his Probation Officer any problems ; The Tories never think things through properly
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norbert wrote:Library closures: perverts with ‘fewer places to wank’ http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2011/02/24/lib" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; ... asturbate/

Good idea keeps DGP out of the parks , and it doesn't give his Probation Officer any problems ; The Tories never think things through properly
I'm banned from all the libraries.........and parks in NI but I don't think it applies to the mainland :hmmmm
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