Royal Mail "Special Priviledges"

[fishtank]

What about us women? What do we do?

That's a question that has troubled us men for centuries.

[clashcityrocker]

What about us women? What do we do?

If you are pregnant you can pee in a copper's helmet.

[essexlorraine]

What about us women? What do we do?

If you are pregnant you can pee in a copper's helmet.

Will I get away with using cycle helmet? don't see any coppers.

[fishtank]

What about us women? What do we do?

If you are pregnant you can pee in a copper's helmet.

Coppers up here don't were helmets.
Unless it's a really crappy estate.

[clashcityrocker]

What about us women? What do we do?

If you are pregnant you can pee in a copper's helmet.

Will I get away with using cycle helmet? don't see any coppers.

If you are pregnant you can pee where you like.
In fact there are several websites dedicated to proving it.
DGP told me

[beanmuncha]

It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside down.

In Britain, in 1888, a law was passed which stated that every cyclist had to constantly ring the bell on his bicycle non-stop while the machine was moving.

In Scotland, it is illegal to kill an Englishman, except if you are doing it just for pleasure!

In Scotland again, if you own more than 12 sheep, it is mandatory to prove that you are not a "pimp".

Just a couple i found

[dvbuk55]

What about us women? What do we do?

You guide the ship, look after the next generation, nurture the young, show good sense and wisdom, manage the finances of the family, cook, clean, nag and are generally the playthings of the superior species.

[pickaname]

What about us women? What do we do?

If you are pregnant you can pee in a copper's helmet.

Will I get away with using cycle helmet? don't see any coppers.

If you are pregnant you can pee where you like.
In fact there are several websites dedicated to proving it.
DGP told me

If youre pregnant you can pee on me if you like...

When in Holland...

[Pinky 1]

Well this thread dropped to the usual standard at 00:12 today ........ and still no contribution from DGP yet

[dvbuk55]

What about us women? What do we do?

If you are pregnant you can pee in a copper's helmet.

Will I get away with using cycle helmet? don't see any coppers.

If you are pregnant you can pee where you like.
In fact there are several websites dedicated to proving it.
DGP told me

If youre pregnant you can pee on me if you like...

When in Holland...

It won't be Holland for you my lad, I think it's the naughty room.

[ass asin]

i dont know whether this is classed as a special priviledge but are we classed as agents of the queen of England when bearing the royal emblem lol

" I've seen a clamper clamp a royal mail vehicle once holding up the postman from delivering mail, he was arrested and charged with holding up the queens mail, illegally impounding a royal vehicle and obstructing an agent of the queen of England bearing the royal emblem. i read that the guy spent 6 weeks in jail," quote taken from feedback from spiceworks.com

[sidewinder]

i dont know whether this is classed as a special priviledge but are we classed as agents of the queen of England when bearing the royal emblem lol

" I've seen a clamper clamp a royal mail vehicle once holding up the postman from delivering mail, he was arrested and charged with holding up the queens mail, illegally impounding a royal vehicle and obstructing an agent of the queen of England bearing the royal emblem. i read that the guy spent 6 weeks in jail," quote taken from feedback from spiceworks.com

Also some other firms are immuneto clamps and if they are clamped all hell breaks loose.

[the_damned]

I've seen a clamper clamp a royal mail vehicle once holding up the postman from delivering mail, he was arrested and charged with holding up the queens mail, illegally impounding a royal vehicle and obstructing an agent of the queen of England bearing the royal emblem

Certainly in London RM vans get away with whatever they like with regards traffic wardens, parking in bus lanes, blocking single lane roads while they pop in to deliver a parcel. I'm rather envious!! Particularly when I'm walking back around the corner in the cold and wet to deliver and get a toot from the grinning, dry postie.

While i'm here; RM (and PF it turns out - had a run in with a copper ) are also the only commercial company that are allowed to drive through the royal parks.

Though we're not allowed to race through them - he said lol

[glenfiddich]

royal mail vans don't have to pay the toll on the humber bridge if carrying mail

[DGP1]

Well this thread dropped to the usual standard at 00:12 today ........ and still no contribution from DGP yet

I don't think I need to comment, my work on this forum seems to be complete and now it's time for my children to go out and spread my dubious humour far and wide.