All the organs of the body were having a meeting,trying to decide who was in charge.
"I should be in charge"said the brain,"because I run all the body's systems,so without
me nothing would happen!"
"I should be in charge"said the blood,"because I circulate oxygen all over,so without me
you'd all waste away!"
"I should be in charge"said the stomach,"because I process food and give all you energy!"
"I should be in charge"said the rectum,"because i'm responsible for waste removal!"
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him,so in a huff,he shut down
tight.Within a few days the brain had a terrible headache,the stomach was bloated and the
blood was toxic.
The moral of the story?
You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge.... just an ASSHOLE!!!l
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HOW CROZIER GOT THE JOB!
Indescisive, I'm not so sure
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Blinkin smilies!!!
disgruntledpostie1,are you and teebs flat mates??? 
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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Re: HOW CROZIER GOT THE JOB!
Oh how very true , and here in Britain it's an absolute requirement.moanalot wrote:
You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge.... just an ASSHOLE!!!l
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Are you absolutely sure it was at that end of his body.johno47 wrote:Im surprised he managed to talk at his interview with Blairs love stick down his throat...UNITY IS STRENGTH.
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