Good news April..............you have another 12 months, the Olympics aren't until 2012Aprilaydee wrote:If I'm honest, I'm sort of looking forward to and dreading going back to work at the same time. I know the others in the office will have been slagging me off for being off so long, they don't really want me there anyway because I'm not "a local"! I'm just looking forward to getting out of the house and earning some proper money with the overtime I've missed. And I need to lose weight for the big event next year!!
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Hazzif! I just want to lose the weight I've put on since being off. Then I'll look nice in my dressdvbuk55 wrote:Good news April..............you have another 12 months, the Olympics aren't until 2012Aprilaydee wrote:If I'm honest, I'm sort of looking forward to and dreading going back to work at the same time. I know the others in the office will have been slagging me off for being off so long, they don't really want me there anyway because I'm not "a local"! I'm just looking forward to getting out of the house and earning some proper money with the overtime I've missed. And I need to lose weight for the big event next year!!![]()
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dvbuk55
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OMG - don't tell me you are getting hitched..............Noooooooooooooo, don't do it - I made that mistake 38 years ago and look at me now, grey haired, decrepit, poorAprilaydee wrote:Hazzif! I just want to lose the weight I've put on since being off. Then I'll look nice in my dressdvbuk55 wrote:Good news April..............you have another 12 months, the Olympics aren't until 2012Aprilaydee wrote:If I'm honest, I'm sort of looking forward to and dreading going back to work at the same time. I know the others in the office will have been slagging me off for being off so long, they don't really want me there anyway because I'm not "a local"! I'm just looking forward to getting out of the house and earning some proper money with the overtime I've missed. And I need to lose weight for the big event next year!!![]()
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If I was as skinny as an athlete, I'd look ill.
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TeeferTiger
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I'm already grey haired, decrepit and poor loldvbuk55 wrote:OMG - don't tell me you are getting hitched..............Noooooooooooooo, don't do it - I made that mistake 38 years ago and look at me now, grey haired, decrepit, poorAprilaydee wrote:Hazzif! I just want to lose the weight I've put on since being off. Then I'll look nice in my dressdvbuk55 wrote:Good news April..............you have another 12 months, the Olympics aren't until 2012Aprilaydee wrote:If I'm honest, I'm sort of looking forward to and dreading going back to work at the same time. I know the others in the office will have been slagging me off for being off so long, they don't really want me there anyway because I'm not "a local"! I'm just looking forward to getting out of the house and earning some proper money with the overtime I've missed. And I need to lose weight for the big event next year!!![]()
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If I was as skinny as an athlete, I'd look ill.
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Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
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dvbuk55
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Re: Please help re sick leave
Shame, never mind things can only get better, you know the old saying April, something old something new something borrowed something blue - have you heard the one about the 3 nunsAprilaydee wrote:I'm already grey haired, decrepit and poor loldvbuk55 wrote:OMG - don't tell me you are getting hitched..............Noooooooooooooo, don't do it - I made that mistake 38 years ago and look at me now, grey haired, decrepit, poorAprilaydee wrote:Hazzif! I just want to lose the weight I've put on since being off. Then I'll look nice in my dressdvbuk55 wrote:Good news April..............you have another 12 months, the Olympics aren't until 2012Aprilaydee wrote:If I'm honest, I'm sort of looking forward to and dreading going back to work at the same time. I know the others in the office will have been slagging me off for being off so long, they don't really want me there anyway because I'm not "a local"! I'm just looking forward to getting out of the house and earning some proper money with the overtime I've missed. And I need to lose weight for the big event next year!!![]()
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TeeferTiger
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Re: Please help re sick leave
No...dvbuk55 wrote:Shame, never mind things can only get better, you know the old saying April, something old something new something borrowed something blue - have you heard the one about the 3 nunsAprilaydee wrote:I'm already grey haired, decrepit and poor loldvbuk55 wrote:OMG - don't tell me you are getting hitched..............Noooooooooooooo, don't do it - I made that mistake 38 years ago and look at me now, grey haired, decrepit, poorAprilaydee wrote:Hazzif! I just want to lose the weight I've put on since being off. Then I'll look nice in my dressdvbuk55 wrote:Good news April..............you have another 12 months, the Olympics aren't until 2012Aprilaydee wrote:If I'm honest, I'm sort of looking forward to and dreading going back to work at the same time. I know the others in the office will have been slagging me off for being off so long, they don't really want me there anyway because I'm not "a local"! I'm just looking forward to getting out of the house and earning some proper money with the overtime I've missed. And I need to lose weight for the big event next year!!![]()
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Stop corrupting himAprilaydee wrote:No...dvbuk55 wrote:Shame, never mind things can only get better, you know the old saying April, something old something new something borrowed something blue - have you heard the one about the 3 nunsAprilaydee wrote:I'm already grey haired, decrepit and poor loldvbuk55 wrote:OMG - don't tell me you are getting hitched..............Noooooooooooooo, don't do it - I made that mistake 38 years ago and look at me now, grey haired, decrepit, poorAprilaydee wrote:Hazzif! I just want to lose the weight I've put on since being off. Then I'll look nice in my dressdvbuk55 wrote:Good news April..............you have another 12 months, the Olympics aren't until 2012Aprilaydee wrote:If I'm honest, I'm sort of looking forward to and dreading going back to work at the same time. I know the others in the office will have been slagging me off for being off so long, they don't really want me there anyway because I'm not "a local"! I'm just looking forward to getting out of the house and earning some proper money with the overtime I've missed. And I need to lose weight for the big event next year!!![]()
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TeeferTiger
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HA! Corrupting HIM...DGP1 wrote:Stop corrupting himAprilaydee wrote:No...dvbuk55 wrote:Shame, never mind things can only get better, you know the old saying April, something old something new something borrowed something blue - have you heard the one about the 3 nunsAprilaydee wrote:I'm already grey haired, decrepit and poor loldvbuk55 wrote:OMG - don't tell me you are getting hitched..............Noooooooooooooo, don't do it - I made that mistake 38 years ago and look at me now, grey haired, decrepit, poorAprilaydee wrote:Hazzif! I just want to lose the weight I've put on since being off. Then I'll look nice in my dressdvbuk55 wrote:Good news April..............you have another 12 months, the Olympics aren't until 2012Aprilaydee wrote:If I'm honest, I'm sort of looking forward to and dreading going back to work at the same time. I know the others in the office will have been slagging me off for being off so long, they don't really want me there anyway because I'm not "a local"! I'm just looking forward to getting out of the house and earning some proper money with the overtime I've missed. And I need to lose weight for the big event next year!!![]()
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dvbuk55
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Re: Please help re sick leave
Spot on DG.............. I'd never heard of some of those ........ahem, practices until April joined the fourmAprilaydee wrote:HA! Corrupting HIM...
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Oooooooh you pair don't arf make me laff! Seriously, stop it now. My tena lady pads weren't designed for such workloads...dvbuk55 wrote:Spot on DG.............. I'd never heard of some of those ........ahem, practices until April joined the fourmAprilaydee wrote:HA! Corrupting HIM...I mean we were both practically normal
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dvbuk55
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See what I mean ..............what on earth are lady pads...................are they a bit like those things I wear in bed at nightAprilaydee wrote:Oooooooh you pair don't arf make me laff! Seriously, stop it now. My tena lady pads weren't designed for such workloads...dvbuk55 wrote:Spot on DG.............. I'd never heard of some of those ........ahem, practices until April joined the fourmAprilaydee wrote:HA! Corrupting HIM...I mean we were both practically normal
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TeeferTiger
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Your rubber undies? Oh no, hang on, they're not for incontinence, they're just for the sheer pleasure! Dirty bugga... Do they inflate when you fart?dvbuk55 wrote:See what I mean ..............what on earth are lady pads...................are they a bit like those things I wear in bed at nightAprilaydee wrote:Oooooooh you pair don't arf make me laff! Seriously, stop it now. My tena lady pads weren't designed for such workloads...dvbuk55 wrote:Spot on DG.............. I'd never heard of some of those ........ahem, practices until April joined the fourmAprilaydee wrote:HA! Corrupting HIM...I mean we were both practically normal
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dvbuk55
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Re: Please help re sick leave
OMG the perversions you southern ladies get up toAprilaydee wrote:Your rubber undies? Oh no, hang on, they're not for incontinence, they're just for the sheer pleasure! Dirty bugga... Do they inflate when you fart?dvbuk55 wrote:See what I mean ..............what on earth are lady pads...................are they a bit like those things I wear in bed at nightAprilaydee wrote:Oooooooh you pair don't arf make me laff! Seriously, stop it now. My tena lady pads weren't designed for such workloads...dvbuk55 wrote:Spot on DG.............. I'd never heard of some of those ........ahem, practices until April joined the fourmAprilaydee wrote:HA! Corrupting HIM...I mean we were both practically normal
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TeeferTiger
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I'm not suvvern! Might be suvvern to you but I'm definitely norvern!dvbuk55 wrote:OMG the perversions you southern ladies get up toAprilaydee wrote:Your rubber undies? Oh no, hang on, they're not for incontinence, they're just for the sheer pleasure! Dirty bugga... Do they inflate when you fart?dvbuk55 wrote:See what I mean ..............what on earth are lady pads...................are they a bit like those things I wear in bed at nightAprilaydee wrote:Oooooooh you pair don't arf make me laff! Seriously, stop it now. My tena lady pads weren't designed for such workloads...dvbuk55 wrote:Spot on DG.............. I'd never heard of some of those ........ahem, practices until April joined the fourmAprilaydee wrote:HA! Corrupting HIM...I mean we were both practically normal
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dvbuk55
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Yes sorry about that April, didn't notice the Welsh connection,spent some time in Wales training..................just as a matter of interest, do you have a sheep skin coat?Aprilaydee wrote:I'm not suvvern! Might be suvvern to you but I'm definitely norvern!dvbuk55 wrote:OMG the perversions you southern ladies get up toAprilaydee wrote:Your rubber undies? Oh no, hang on, they're not for incontinence, they're just for the sheer pleasure! Dirty bugga... Do they inflate when you fart?dvbuk55 wrote:See what I mean ..............what on earth are lady pads...................are they a bit like those things I wear in bed at nightAprilaydee wrote:Oooooooh you pair don't arf make me laff! Seriously, stop it now. My tena lady pads weren't designed for such workloads...dvbuk55 wrote:Spot on DG.............. I'd never heard of some of those ........ahem, practices until April joined the fourmAprilaydee wrote:HA! Corrupting HIM...I mean we were both practically normal
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