Courier stories are made up - fact

[dvbuk55]

for I kneel worshipful before you.

Now that takes me back..........

Didn't know you were a rent boy before joining RM . O! I likes the new badass Santa smilies.

Rent boy/shafted by RM... no difference really. Rent boy was probably better pay but unsociable hours.

April seems to know a lot about the comings and goings of rent boys

[skull]

The courier, is for fairy dust people, where everything is strawberry, flavoured choclate ice cream , all fluffy and nice. UTTER CRAP THE COURIER IS FOR TOILET USE.BET THEY DONT MENTION THE FAILUER OF THE REVISION, teething problems only ARRRRRRRRRR

I Got The Courier posted today . I thought the front page headline would be "Revisions a Disaster " but there is absolutely nothing , I don't understand it . These must be journalists and editors who worked for other media companies and got the sack because they missed stories like the fall of the Berlin wall , John lennon getting shot and the Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky story etc , etc . I wonder if they know the second world war ended and JFK got shot .

[arty_morty]

Can we have a projectile vomit smilie?

Close enough?

[tb35]

Can anyone on here confirm or deny that the stories printed in the management rag 'Courier' are statements by real characters. In my office there isn't a single person would go along with any of the comments stated. They most definately wouldn't pose for pictures with thumbs up commending the management's ideas. It's gotta be a stitch up.

thought it would never happen but alas in this months courier a nice picture of someone from my office face beaming but not quite thumbs up appears never thought they would sink that low im afraid to say