problem with a dog

[TrueBlueTerrier]

If any customer tells me, "He's a lovely dog he won't bite you!" I always say, "I love dogs-especially curried!"
They normally pick their Mutt up and disappear. No sense of Humour some people.

Tastes like Chicken but more gristle.

[ripio]

"Dangerous Dogs Act 1991 (DDA)

Section 3 creates a criminal offence of allowing any dog (i.e. of any breed or type) to be
dangerously out of control in a public place or a place to where it is not allowed. A dog can be
regarded as being dangerously out of control on any occasion where it causes fear or
apprehension to a person that it may injure them. Furthermore, if that dog does injure a person
then the offence is aggravated. Legal action may be taken against the owner and/or the person in
charge of the dog at the time.
This section should only be used in the most serious incidents investigated by enforcers, and
generally it would be the police that would instigate proceedings under this section, however local
authorities are able to act under this legislation also."

[Lounge Lizard]

I've a problem with a Jack Russell on one of the farm. As soon as I open the van door it jumps in and it can be quite an effort getting it out. Any advice, anyone ?

Attach a hosepipe to the exhaust and run it into the van through a very narrow gap.
Leave the engine running and take your full meal relief.

A splendid idea. I shall just have to remember to take my meal relief OUTSIDE the van.