5 D2D in 5 easy steps.

[pony]

I like how they carry on walking as if its nothing unusual :)

[clashcityrocker]

I have recieved several private messages on this subject.
In order to clear up any confusion - that is not me in the foreground, and that is not the Cambuslang DO.

[SANDMAN1]

I have recieved several private messages on this subject.
In order to clear up any confusion - that is not me in the foreground, and that is not the Cambuslang DO.

this is the great fire of cardiff mailcentre

[TeeferTiger]

I have recieved several private messages on this subject.
In order to clear up any confusion - that is not me in the foreground, and that is not the Cambuslang DO.

this is the great fire of cardiff mailcentre

Why, oh why is it never OUR delivery office?!

[clashcityrocker]

Why, oh why is it never OUR delivery office?!

But it could be.
All you need is petrol and a match.

[DGP1]

Why, oh why is it never OUR delivery office?!

But it could be.
All you need is petrol and a match.

Thermite and napalm works better


If you want to flout the rules of war then you could always use white phosphorus

[TeeferTiger]

Why, oh why is it never OUR delivery office?!

But it could be.
All you need is petrol and a match.

I'm not there early/late enough. I'm not there at all actually at the moment so why am I thinking about this?! lol

[clashcityrocker]

And with no apologies to The Kings of Leon:

I've got some matches
And I've got a can
It's full of petrol
of petrol

A little combustion
A kiddie at play
Has the manager running
He's running

Yeah
My DOs on fire

[arty_morty]

We've been asking our DOM why we can't take a higher percentage of D2Ds out on Mon/Tue when the work is lightest, thereby making the rest of the week a bit more manageable. He says the company insist on 20% per day and he has no authority to amend this. Is this right? Sounds a bit iffy.

[TrueBlueTerrier]

We've been asking our DOM why we can't take a higher percentage of D2Ds out on Mon/Tue when the work is lightest, thereby making the rest of the week a bit more manageable. He says the company insist on 20% per day and he has no authority to amend this. Is this right? Sounds a bit iffy.

He is wrong:

2010 says: Whilst the planned workload will be spread across the 6 days, delivery employees will have the ability to manage the delivery of the items themselves on the proviso that all items are delivered within the week and the delivery specification is not affected.

Source Page 20


So do it as you want as long as people who cover your duty if your sick know exactly what you have done or....................

[Broxi51]

We've been asking our DOM why we can't take a higher percentage of D2Ds out on Mon/Tue when the work is lightest, thereby making the rest of the week a bit more manageable. He says the company insist on 20% per day and he has no authority to amend this. Is this right? Sounds a bit iffy.

He is wrong:

2010 says: Whilst the planned workload will be spread across the 6 days, delivery employees will have the ability to manage the delivery of the items themselves on the proviso that all items are delivered within the week and the delivery specification is not affected.

Source Page 20


So do it as you want as long as people who cover your duty if your sick know exactly what you have done or....................

But be prepared to be able to absorb wed-sat since you dont have d2d's to do those days

[doomed]

its a wee bit sad we all think alike
burn the barstewards

Would a DIm fit in one of these?