Toilet break

[dados]

wsas talking about this today,our revised town walks are up,8 new HCT walks that are out of town,what arrangements for them,fair enough if you are van sharing you could go back to the office,go to the nearest bogs,have a quick one in the back of the van,one manager came up with the novel idea of ingesting salt into your body to stop it doing the business,i wonder if he was taking the pi$$

[bunkerland]

I refuse to knock on anyones door so I can use the bog

Quite right,there's definitely something very uncomfortable about using a strangers toilet. Even after putting a layer of paper over the water to deaden the impact,and/or straining not to make any embarrassing sounds,one can seldom sit at ease in a silent house! Can't imagine having to tell some old dearie to "give it a few minutes" or having to apologise for pebble dashing the back of her pan!

Can we not advertise for willing householders to let us use their facilities(we did it for pouch drops,for a fee) We could offer them poo/piss payments,or tolley tolls,just a thought!

[taurus88]

Its the law:

In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter.

" Why, good day, sir. Might your friendly neighbourhood axe murderer request the use of your lavatory? "

[Eric Cantona]

In the lift.
I put a killing off sticker over the spy hole on the camera in the lift for my slash. It takes 13 seconds from ground to the 10th floor then whip off the sticker job done.
Send the lift to down to every floor then to get rid of the steam.
I don’t think the camera works anyway? Better safe than sorry.
If you do it nearer the door you can hear it trickle down the shaft when I go on the 9th floor.

[clashcityrocker]

Every walk should be risk-asssessed.
As part of that assessment a toilet facility should be identified.
Why would anyone want to piss in lifts or bottles?
If you need to go back to the DO, then you go back to the DO, and while you are there you tell your DOM you now won't be able to complete your delivery within the allotted time.

[Lounge Lizard]

"Why would anyone want to piss in lifts or bottles?" That's one of the biggest questions this new coalition government is struggling to answer.

[TeeferTiger]

Its the law:

In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter.

I thought there was still one of those silly unrepealed laws in place whereby, if you have a downstairs toilet and a postie asks to use it, you have to let them? I might have dreamt that one though.

Apparently though, it's legal for a male to urinate in public, so long as it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle, and his right hand is on the vehicle. I think the keywords there are HIS vehicle...

[Lounge Lizard]

Its the law:

In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter.

I thought there was still one of those silly unrepealed laws in place whereby, if you have a downstairs toilet and a postie asks to use it, you have to let them? I might have dreamt that one though.

Apparently though, it's legal for a male to urinate in public, so long as it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle, and his right hand is on the vehicle. I think the keywords there are HIS vehicle...

and his left hand ....... ?

[exup13]

Now is the time to get theses official stops in!
With all the revisions going to happen,sort out your toilet stops for each duty,if you have to drive/walk 10mins out of your way then tough on the planners yes.

Why should we spend time and effort to do this !, Surely its the job of a manager and or walk planner. Let them see to it and earn thier wage !

[DGP1]

I can normally go about 6 hours between going, maybe I've got an iron bladder (from the days of never leaving your pint or space at the bar ) so I never have a problem (plus there's a couple of public toilets in the area and I have a van).

[not me]

I can normally go about 6 hours between going, maybe I've got an iron bladder (from the days of never leaving your pint or space at the bar ) so I never have a problem (plus there's a couple of public toilets in the area and I have a van).

same for me BUT it shouldnt be a requirement of the job
plus what happens if you have a dodgy stomach? do you have to take a sick day if there are no available toilets or plans in place?

[DGP1]

I can normally go about 6 hours between going, maybe I've got an iron bladder (from the days of never leaving your pint or space at the bar ) so I never have a problem (plus there's a couple of public toilets in the area and I have a van).

same for me BUT it shouldnt be a requirement of the job
plus what happens if you have a dodgy stomach? do you have to take a sick day if there are no available toilets or plans in place?

True, but you seriously think that our management could organise that (they can barely organise getting their own coffee FFS ).

PS Lucozade bottle filled and left is always guaranteed a laugh

[Lager Chimp]

Just a question. Thinking about it from differing perspectives here...

How could a planner 'plan' a toilet stop? Do you know exactly when you'll need to go on say, Monday? And on Wednesday would you need a wee at exactly the same time? How about if you have a vindaloo on Thursday night, should the planner also plan in 5 poo-breaks on a Friday, but just in case you don't have a vindaloo, should a Friday poo break also be planned around a Shepherds Pie, or maybe the slight chance you'll have a pizza?

[DGP1]

Just a question. Thinking about it from differing perspectives here...

How could a planner 'plan' a toilet stop? Do you know exactly when you'll need to go on say, Monday? And on Wednesday would you need a wee at exactly the same time? How about if you have a vindaloo on Thursday night, should the planner also plan in 5 poo-breaks on a Friday, but just in case you don't have a vindaloo, should a Friday poo break also be planned around a Shepherds Pie, or maybe the slight chance you'll have a pizza?

I personally plan my meals around work, never have something that is going to need 'evacuated' several times at very short notice the next day.

[Lounge Lizard]

Just a question. Thinking about it from differing perspectives here...

How could a planner 'plan' a toilet stop? Do you know exactly when you'll need to go on say, Monday? And on Wednesday would you need a wee at exactly the same time? How about if you have a vindaloo on Thursday night, should the planner also plan in 5 poo-breaks on a Friday, but just in case you don't have a vindaloo, should a Friday poo break also be planned around a Shepherds Pie, or maybe the slight chance you'll have a pizza?

I personally plan my meals around work, never have something that is going to need 'evacuated' several times at very short notice the next day.

Planning meals is easy, but what about your social life ?
Do you only have several pints and a large kebab on the evening before your day off ?