you can get a Postman Omar model DGP .....god only knows what you'd want with it - it wouldn't match the rest of you under that mac .....
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I'll end up in the naughty room with the terrible twosome
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I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been. My BFF Clash The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been. My BFF Clash The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
Well I must admit that is very good advice. In the old days we used to go to the barbers for "something for the weekend" - though what they thought we did during the week........anyway, one Friday I nip in the barbers for a dozen of the usual large ones and he'd run out.................lazy bastard couldn't be bothered going to the cash and carry..............so what did the muppet say, "Have you tried Boots"...........well of course I had but it kept running out of the laceholes
dvbuk55 wrote:Well I must admit that is very good advice. In the old days we used to go to the barbers for "something for the weekend" - though what they thought we did during the week........anyway, one Friday I nip in the barbers for a dozen of the usual large ones and he'd run out.................lazy bastard couldn't be bothered going to the cash and carry..............so what did the muppet say, "Have you tried Boots"...........well of course I had but it kept running out of the laceholes