PAPAL VISIT

[BELIAL]

Any body give odds on saint Tony 2020

[smarterdarter]

I just heard the pope had been shot!!!
as he was being taken through the hospital he asked the nurse if he was in heaven!
the nurse replied "No we're just going through the childrens ward"

[DGP1]

Any body give odds on saint Tony 2020

The only reason he converted Can you imagine his confession it really would take forever

[End of the road]

How about this for park and loop - bulletproof too ...

3 INCHES OF BULLET PROOF GLASS IS BETTER THEN FAITH IT SEEMS

[fishtank]

3 INCHES OF BULLET PROOF GLASS IS BETTER THEN FAITH IT SEEMS

Well..... you would think if you were that close to the big man you could count on him to have your back.

[DGP1]

3 INCHES OF BULLET PROOF GLASS IS BETTER THEN FAITH IT SEEMS

Well..... you would think if you were that close to the big man you could count on him to have your back.

There are an awful lot of disgruntled people out there who would like to take out the chief catholic and I don't think they believe in the 70 virgins fairytale.....................does that make me look like an atheist??


ps. disgruntled people is nothing to do with me, I just couldn't care about religion anymore (it's caused more than enough problems over here).

[dvbuk55]

There are an awful lot of disgruntled people out there who would like to take out the chief catholic and I don't think they believe in the 70 virgins fairytale.....................does that make me look like an atheist??

Is it really 70 virgins each? Now who in their right mind would imagine there's enough of them to go round.............................mind you. if it is true...allah ou akhbar......................

[clashcityrocker]

Is it really 70 virgins each?

It is actually 72 "houris" and the numerous definitions of a houri could seriously damage Postman's bandwidth.

"A houri is a most beautiful young woman with a transparent body. The marrow of her bones is visible like the interior lines of pearls and rubies. She looks like red wine in a white glass. She is of white color, and free from the routine physical disabilities of an ordinary woman such as menstruation, menopause, urinal and offal discharge, child bearing and the related pollution. A houri is a girl of tender age, having large breasts which are round (pointed), and not inclined to dangle. Houris dwell in palaces of splendid surroundings."

But the chances of you getting 72 houris is about as likely as you getting wings and a harp.

[fishtank]

"A houri is a most beautiful young woman with a transparent body. The marrow of her bones is visible like the interior lines of pearls and rubies. She looks like red wine in a white glass. She is of white color, and free from the routine physical disabilities of an ordinary woman such as menstruation, menopause, urinal and offal discharge, child bearing and the related pollution. A houri is a girl of tender age, having large breasts which are round (pointed), and not inclined to dangle. Houris dwell in palaces of splendid surroundings."

...but what would you have in common?...what would you find to talk about?

[clashcityrocker]

I don't menstruate either.

[Caniel]

Well the guy was a member of the Hitler youth,but hey we all make mistakes

He was forced to join like all children his age growing up in Germany at the time you ignorant tool.

[wiganpostie]

I'd like to hire one of these women for the night. Do you happen to know how much they charge per houri?

[clashcityrocker]

I'd like to hire one of these women for the night. Do you happen to know how much they charge per houri?

Martyrdom.

[wiganpostie]

That's a bit too expensive for me - I shaved my head once for charidee, you reckon that'll cover the bill?

[clashcityrocker]

Only in your dreams.