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Cobwebs

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Re: Cobwebs

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See what i mean by a tiddler look at this baby
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Re: Cobwebs

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MoNkEyBoY wrote:See what i mean by a tiddler look at this baby
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Re: Cobwebs

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I blame the customers. If they didn't plant bushes either side of their paths and let them overgrow, and put hanging plant baskets either side of the front door, my life would be a tiny bit easier. I detest walking through wet overgrown gardens and getting covered in cobwebs.

Don't they want visitors? Don't they want their mail?

What is this damn obsession with having a load of overgrown plant pots around the front door?

One flat has narrow steps leading up to the door, and every step has a damn plant pot on it. You'd think they'd take a hint when the pots get knocked over every day. I make a point of scooping up as many cobwebs as I can... with their letters.. and deliver them. Better in their house than my hair.
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Re: Cobwebs

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Stormproof wrote:
MoNkEyBoY wrote:See what i mean by a tiddler look at this baby
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That's actually 2 spiders together they're not that big and not dangerous to us (just like the vast majority of spiders).
Image just like this cutie :chuckle :chuckle
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Re: Cobwebs

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i always wonder what people would think if they happened to look out of their windows to see me flailing my arms and then wiping my face. they would probably tape up the letterbox for fear of the not quite right postie!! :chuckle
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Re: Cobwebs

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Saturdays are worse for this!
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Re: Cobwebs

Post by Stormproof »

DGP1 wrote:
Stormproof wrote:
MoNkEyBoY wrote:See what i mean by a tiddler look at this baby
WTF Image
That's actually 2 spiders together they're not that big and not dangerous to us (just like the vast majority of spiders).
Image just like this cutie :chuckle :chuckle
When I had my afternoon nap today :oops: there was a big spider on the ceiling :nervous . Do you know how difficult it is to vacuum the ceiling! Just think myself lucky it were'nt that big otherwise I think I would've moved out.
So keep on moving, moving, moving your feet
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets


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Re: Cobwebs

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Easy option - go head first for the door and stab the webs with your hat ...

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Re: Cobwebs

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Stormproof- I'd have gone for a nap somewhere else. In the garden on the swing bench if necessary in the pouring rain rather than lie under one!
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Re: Cobwebs

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Every fecking day i get busted with this ffs!
I walk into gardens like fecking Hitler waving my hand with letters in up and down and i still get it! :d'oh!
Getting to the stage now where i'll stop blow drying my hair before work. :sad:

Feckers.

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Re: Cobwebs

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In Hawaii the Spiders are cute

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