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dvbuk55
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Re: joint statement on deliveries due out

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drb wrote:
Yes - all you delivery muppets will be stumbling on your round in micro minis, fishnets and high heels, don't forget to wiggle the bum - I just can't wait
Ooooh! Can't wait!!! LOL!!!

Stop pretending drb, this is nothing new for you :chuckle
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drb
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Re: joint statement on deliveries due out

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You!!!!
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tojobevred
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Re: joint statement on deliveries due out

Post by tojobevred »

rumour is dave ward his going to stand against billy hayes
lets get shut ov both of them
the are useless
lets unite the union again
no north south divide
its not just about london lets think about the little offices as much
as the big offices because the ave more pressure then the big ones
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Re: joint statement on deliveries due out

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dvbuk55 wrote:
drb wrote:
Yes - all you delivery muppets will be stumbling on your round in micro minis, fishnets and high heels, don't forget to wiggle the bum - I just can't wait
Ooooh! Can't wait!!! LOL!!!

Stop pretending drb, this is nothing new for you :chuckle
Stop flirting with the juniors :wink:
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
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clashcityrocker
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Re: joint statement on deliveries due out

Post by clashcityrocker »

POSTMAN wrote:I knew it,Scottish pussies! :left:

PS:We get to keep our whatnots down here don't we dingo. :nervous
The Scottish fatigue study is a tenement study.
Tenements are blocks of flats 4 or 5 floors high with no lifts. 2 or 3 flats/ floor.Just steps and lots of them.
We had to have a special study because we work harder than the rest of the country.
If any of you soft southerners came to work up here , your whatnots would shrivel away within days.
The special study will impose special restrictions in our offices, some of which people won't like.
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After 60/70 of these in a day whatnots don't enter into the equation.
The societies of consumption and squandering of material resources are incompatible with the idea of economic growth and a clean planet.
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dvbuk55
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Re: joint statement on deliveries due out

Post by dvbuk55 »

clashcityrocker wrote:
POSTMAN wrote:I knew it,Scottish pussies! :left:

PS:We get to keep our whatnots down here don't we dingo. :nervous
The Scottish fatigue study is a tenement study.
Tenements are blocks of flats 4 or 5 floors high with no lifts. 2 or 3 flats/ floor.Just steps and lots of them.
We had to have a special study because we work harder than the rest of the country.
If any of you soft southerners came to work up here , your whatnots would shrivel away within days.
The special study will impose special restrictions in our offices, some of which people won't like.
Image
After 60/70 of these in a day whatnots don't enter into the equation.
That looks like my house, the toilet is on the top floor and with my bladder................................... I think I may need a fatigue study.........and I am now aware of what caused the shrivelling :nervous
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Danelectro
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Re: joint statement on deliveries due out

Post by Danelectro »

clashcityrocker wrote: The special study will impose special restrictions in our offices, some of which people won't like.
Sounds interesting,have you got any more info on what these restrictions will be?There are deliverys in my office that have got well over 100 climbs and the vast majority of them to tenements.

My area rep did mention a few weeks back that there might be a limit to how much 'climbers' there are in a delivery,but how that pans out in an office like mine where flats and tenements make up the majority is nae clear.
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AnotherLimey
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Re: joint statement on deliveries due out

Post by AnotherLimey »

clashcityrocker wrote:
POSTMAN wrote:I knew it,Scottish pussies! :left:

PS:We get to keep our whatnots down here don't we dingo. :nervous
The Scottish fatigue study is a tenement study.
Tenements are blocks of flats 4 or 5 floors high with no lifts. 2 or 3 flats/ floor.Just steps and lots of them.
We had to have a special study because we work harder than the rest of the country.
If any of you soft southerners came to work up here , your whatnots would shrivel away within days.
The special study will impose special restrictions in our offices, some of which people won't like.
Image
After 60/70 of these in a day whatnots don't enter into the equation.
thats called a block of flats down here, we dont need a fancy name or a study on how to deliver to them without falling over in a heap :left:

I thought you jocks were tough :no no
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REDLETTER
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Re: joint statement on deliveries due out

Post by REDLETTER »

AnotherLimey wrote:
clashcityrocker wrote:
POSTMAN wrote:I knew it,Scottish pussies! :left:

PS:We get to keep our whatnots down here don't we dingo. :nervous
The Scottish fatigue study is a tenement study.
Tenements are blocks of flats 4 or 5 floors high with no lifts. 2 or 3 flats/ floor.Just steps and lots of them.
We had to have a special study because we work harder than the rest of the country.
If any of you soft southerners came to work up here , your whatnots would shrivel away within days.
The special study will impose special restrictions in our offices, some of which people won't like.
Image
After 60/70 of these in a day whatnots don't enter into the equation.
thats called a block of flats down here, we dont need a fancy name or a study on how to deliver to them without falling over in a heap :left:

I thought you jocks were tough :no no
Ours are bigger than yours :wink: In Birmingham they are!

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Aye they have lifts but never work!

Southern softies can't hold their beer though :whistle
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fishtank
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Re: joint statement on deliveries due out

Post by fishtank »

REDLETTER wrote:
Ours are bigger than yours :wink: In Birmingham they are!
No there not.....and ours hunt in packs.

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It's the third one that's the killer. :chuckle :chuckle
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
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youwot!!!!!
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Re: joint statement on deliveries due out

Post by youwot!!!!! »

BELIAL wrote:
donut wrote:Model week ??
:hmmmm Sounds ominous doesn't it :shock:
i dunno,depends how tidy the model is as long as its a she!!!!!
who the hell invests £2 billion into a servic and makes it worse?????????????
you really couldn't make it up!!!!!!!!!!!
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jockstrapp
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Re: joint statement on deliveries due out

Post by jockstrapp »

REDLETTER wrote:
AnotherLimey wrote:
clashcityrocker wrote:
POSTMAN wrote:I knew it,Scottish pussies! :left:

PS:We get to keep our whatnots down here don't we dingo. :nervous
The Scottish fatigue study is a tenement study.
Tenements are blocks of flats 4 or 5 floors high with no lifts. 2 or 3 flats/ floor.Just steps and lots of them.
We had to have a special study because we work harder than the rest of the country.
If any of you soft southerners came to work up here , your whatnots would shrivel away within days.
The special study will impose special restrictions in our offices, some of which people won't like.
Image
After 60/70 of these in a day whatnots don't enter into the equation.
thats called a block of flats down here, we dont need a fancy name or a study on how to deliver to them without falling over in a heap :left:

I thought you jocks were tough :no no
Ours are bigger than yours :wink: In Birmingham they are!

Image

Aye they have lifts but never work!

Southern softies can't hold their beer though :whistle

But at least we can build out flats staight :left: :left:
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REDLETTER
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Re: joint statement on deliveries due out

Post by REDLETTER »

fishtank wrote:
REDLETTER wrote:
Ours are bigger than yours :wink: In Birmingham they are!
No there not.....and ours hunt in packs.

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It's the third one that's the killer. :chuckle :chuckle
It's the benefit letters that make it a nightmare! :Very Happy
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modern
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Re: joint statement on deliveries due out

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dvbuk55 wrote:
drb wrote:
Yes - all you delivery muppets will be stumbling on your round in micro minis, fishnets and high heels, don't forget to wiggle the bum - I just can't wait
Ooooh! Can't wait!!! LOL!!!

Stop pretending drb, this is nothing new for you :chuckle
you sound like you are a factory worker oh sorry a mail centre money grabbing dick
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dvbuk55
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Re: joint statement on deliveries due out

Post by dvbuk55 »

modern wrote:
dvbuk55 wrote:
drb wrote:
Yes - all you delivery muppets will be stumbling on your round in micro minis, fishnets and high heels, don't forget to wiggle the bum - I just can't wait
Ooooh! Can't wait!!! LOL!!!

Stop pretending drb, this is nothing new for you :chuckle
you sound like you are a factory worker oh sorry a mail centre money grabbing dick
No really, don't be a dickhead all your life take a day off :chuckle
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