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ROYAL MAIL INTRODUCE MUSLIM LOOS

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NWpostie wrote;
@clashcityrocker I can't see an old lady using them or a drunk, they will be falling everywhere in them loos.
Drunks can fall in any loo,
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fishtank wrote:How do you read the paper and squat?
FT if you have time to read the paper then you are not evacuating your bowels quickly enough.
This may be because you are constipated.

Squatting makes elimination faster, easier and more complete.
And a little more fibre in the diet may aid peristalsis.
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clashcityrocker wrote:
fishtank wrote:How do you read the paper and squat?
FT if you have time to read the paper then you are not evacuating your bowels quickly enough.
This may be because you are constipated.

Squatting makes elimination faster, easier and more complete.
And a little more fibre in the diet may aid peristalsis.
No no ccr, we go to the bog to read the newspaper in a bit of piece and quiet, without the wife nagging, having a crap is a bonus but totally unnecessary, you can take a quick crap when the wifes out shopping or on the phone having totally a banal conversation with one of her workmates. :cuppa
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clashcityrocker wrote: FT if you have time to read the paper then you are not evacuating your bowels quickly enough.
Is there a relevant performance standard CCR? :shock:

Perhaps Geezer could get hold of the Docs and post them in Downloads under Log Builder V1.3.
If it was all about speed when would people find the time to leave those little anecdotes on the wall. :chuckle :chuckle

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may be it saves time and this is just another way of saving money for rm ... dont get comfy get you arse out and deliver or count it as relief
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fishtank wrote:
clashcityrocker wrote: FT if you have time to read the paper then you are not evacuating your bowels quickly enough.
Is there a relevant performance standard CCR? :shock:

Perhaps Geezer could get hold of the Docs and post them in Downloads under Log Builder V1.3.
If it was all about speed when would people find the time to leave those little anecdotes on the wall. :chuckle :chuckle

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I know someone who will be well impressed ft, they call him the human chippolata, well in Ireland they do :whistle :cuppa
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fishtank wrote:
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But why FT are you leaving graffiti in the girl's bathroom at the uni library? :oops:
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clashcityrocker wrote:
fishtank wrote:
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But why FT are you leaving graffitti in the girl's bathroom at the uni library? :oops:
That's not graffitti ccr, he's advertising :whistle
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by NWpostie » Today, 12:28
@clashcityrocker I can't see an old lady using them or a drunk, they will be falling everywhere in them loos.

This is a mail center toilet? :shock:

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dvbuk55 wrote:
That's not graffitti ccr, he's advertising :whistle
Does he like them educated then?
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clashcityrocker wrote:
dvbuk55 wrote:
That's not graffitti ccr, he's advertising :whistle
Does he like them educated then?
Oh yes! He says there's one or two of them have taught him a thing or two - one even called him a clever dick :angel
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fishtank wrote:
clashcityrocker wrote: FT if you have time to read the paper then you are not evacuating your bowels quickly enough.
Is there a relevant performance standard CCR? :shock:

Perhaps Geezer could get hold of the Docs and post them in Downloads under Log Builder V1.3.
If it was all about speed when would people find the time to leave those little anecdotes on the wall. :chuckle :chuckle

Some-graffiti-from-the-girls-bathroom-at-my-university-library.jpg

FT I would of copied the Docs and put them in the download section but as they were paper and i needed to go they got used SORRY!

But i found this link for you.............. Give us a (loo) break - Says TUC http://callingforchange.net/news.aspx
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Now who's that on the Loo hiding away
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Geezer wrote:
fishtank wrote:
clashcityrocker wrote: FT if you have time to read the paper then you are not evacuating your bowels quickly enough.
Is there a relevant performance standard CCR? :shock:

Perhaps Geezer could get hold of the Docs and post them in Downloads under Log Builder V1.3.
If it was all about speed when would people find the time to leave those little anecdotes on the wall. :chuckle :chuckle

Some-graffiti-from-the-girls-bathroom-at-my-university-library.jpg

FT I would of copied the Docs and put them in the download section but as they were paper and i needed to go they got used SORRY!

But i found this link for you.............. Give us a (loo) break - Says TUC http://callingforchange.net/news.aspx
dvbuk55 toilet-reading.gif
Now who's that on the Loo hiding away
Couldn't possibly be me - both hands on the girlie mag - never :whistle