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Funny Names

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DGP1
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Re: Funny Names

Post by DGP1 »

TrueBlueTerrier wrote:
fishtank wrote:
DGP1 wrote:Etta Dick :nervous
You've been reading the back of those DVDs again DGP. :chuckle
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The worst thing is that it's actually true :shock: the full name being Henrietta Dick...................can you imagine what was going through her mind when she married her husband :d'oh!

Plus there was a Kerry Rides :chuckle
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AnotherLimey
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Re: Funny Names

Post by AnotherLimey »

No word of a lie in my job before RM shipping frieght we had a custormer by the name of Wayne Kerr :chuckle
weirdo
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Re: Funny Names

Post by weirdo »

i had a Dr.Wellington Hung, he was from Hong Kong you know!
jessthecat
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Re: Funny Names

Post by jessthecat »

I have a Mr Dick Boil!
IloveMYredTROLLEY!
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Re: Funny Names

Post by IloveMYredTROLLEY! »

I have an ex-England defender (T Butcher) and a paranormal FBI investigator (D Scully) on my round! :left:
smelly_cat_lady
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Location: On the delivery office floor looking up shorts

Re: Funny Names

Post by smelly_cat_lady »

Mr Cocks
krussel
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Re: Funny Names

Post by krussel »

Once had a dear old lady in an old folks home Miss Ivy Swallow, no joke :shock:

On the letters Miss. I. Swallow :left:
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youwot!!!!!
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Re: Funny Names

Post by youwot!!!!! »

used to be a mr richard soul(r-soul) years ago
who the hell invests £2 billion into a servic and makes it worse?????????????
you really couldn't make it up!!!!!!!!!!!
Fishyfingers
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Re: Funny Names

Post by Fishyfingers »

Local chinese takeaway, the owner is Mr Tan first name Sun.

Also make me chuckle a street has a Smeelie on it right across the road there lives a Butt.
Biker Mouse
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Re: Funny Names

Post by Biker Mouse »

In my previous job, I dealt with Richard Sole who is farmer in the East of the country and Alan Twatt, a farmer in Scotland! :left:
delboy
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Re: Funny Names

Post by delboy »

MR A DICK = Andrew Dick
AnotherLimey
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Re: Funny Names

Post by AnotherLimey »

AnotherLimey wrote:No word of a lie in my job before RM shipping frieght we had a custormer by the name of Wayne Kerr :chuckle

http://www.waynekerrtest.com/ :left:
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Re: Funny Names

Post by POSTMAN »

I've got a Wormleighton! :lfo
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AnotherLimey
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Re: Funny Names

Post by AnotherLimey »

I have a Mr Knob Jockey in my office, the DOM :wink:
solcat
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Re: Funny Names

Post by solcat »

A few years ago on a new estate-No 6 was Mrs Nutty and No 8 Mr & Mrs Slack :Very Happy :Very Happy