And another Saturday night debate?

[Lounge Lizard]

My best friend is my dog. He is a Welsh Border Collie, more intelligent than most managers, obeys my every command without question and is more affectionate than my wife. My previous dog was also a Border Collie and was 14 when I had to have him put to sleep quite suddenly.

Be careful making posts like that, or someone on here will say that they've always found your wife to be more affectionate than any dog.

[Pegman]

What about this for a RAK.................share the 80p biscuits amongst your colleagues ?

Tried that, but they got a pissed off when I made them beg and roll on their backs

[hampshireman]

What about this for a RAK.................share the 80p biscuits amongst your colleagues ?

Tried that, but they got a pissed off when I made them beg and roll on their backs

Did they have to lick their ...... to get a biccie

[smelly_cat_lady]

oh dear!............what have I started?! Seems funny how some people are willing to spend 80p a week to ensure the christmas tip bag fills up but wouldn't share their biccies with their colleagues, even if they do roll over, sit! play dead! etc. Funny that..........anyway, what sort of dog eats Rich Tea? (I may regret asking that question)

[krussel]

Strangely I had a chance to put the old dog biscuit routine to the test today.

I approached a house where I could see the owner kneeling down weeding a flower bed so I approached with a “morning” when from around a hedge comes her dog bounding up barking. Well I know not to run so I stood there bringing my pouch in front of me. Fortunately she controlled the dog and apologised.
I gave her the mail and the dog has still eyeing me with mischief. So I said to her “would he like a chewy stick ?” , “yes I expect so” she replied so I got one from my pocket and told the dog to sit. Well the reaction was instant as his arse hit the deck and he even gave me his paw. So we all went away happy for the sake of a penny treat.

Now iam not saying this will work every time and if the dog really wants to have a go it will but it breaks the cycle of events and some dogs then forget they were about to try and bite you.

I buy a pack of chew sticks from Wilkinsons at about a £1 a go. I snap them in half to fit in the shirt pocket and a pack will normally last 3 months, well depending how many my own dog blags off me when I come home.

[dvbuk55]

It's true you just cannot be too nice to a dog.

[Lounge Lizard]

Strangely I had a chance to put the old dog biscuit routine to the test today.

I approached a house where I could see the owner kneeling down weeding a flower bed so I approached with a “morning” when from around a hedge comes her dog bounding up barking. Well I know not to run so I stood there bringing my pouch in front of me. Fortunately she controlled the dog and apologised.
I gave her the mail and the dog has still eyeing me with mischief. So I said to her “would he like a chewy stick ?” , “yes I expect so” she replied so I got one from my pocket and told the dog to sit. Well the reaction was instant as his arse hit the deck and he even gave me his paw. So we all went away happy for the sake of a penny treat.

Now iam not saying this will work every time and if the dog really wants to have a go it will but it breaks the cycle of events and some dogs then forget they were about to try and bite you.

I buy a pack of chew sticks from Wilkinsons at about a £1 a go. I snap them in half to fit in the shirt pocket and a pack will normally last 3 months, well depending how many my own dog blags off me when I come home.

And you probably buy sweets for the children to stop them throwing stones at your bike.

[krussel]

And you probably buy sweets for the children to stop them throwing stones at your bike.

Your joking on my delivery you would need to throw £20's to get one's attention

[DGP1]

And you probably buy sweets for the children to stop them throwing stones at your bike.

Your joking on my delivery you would need to throw £20's to get one's attention

FFS you'd be lucky not to end up on the sex offenders register giving kids £20's where I deliver and the magistrate warned me last time about my future conduct

[krussel]

And you probably buy sweets for the children to stop them throwing stones at your bike.

Your joking on my delivery you would need to throw £20's to get one's attention

FFS you'd be lucky not to end up on the sex offenders register giving kids £20's where I deliver and the magistrate warned me last time about my future conduct

I thought they threw that out after you paid them off

[dvbuk55]

And you probably buy sweets for the children to stop them throwing stones at your bike.

Your joking on my delivery you would need to throw £20's to get one's attention

FFS you'd be lucky not to end up on the sex offenders register giving kids £20's where I deliver and the magistrate warned me last time about my future conduct

I thought they threw that out after you paid them off

Yes he was on his knees for quite a time - they were quite taken with his oral pleas

[DGP1]

We're all going to the naughty room I'd like to welcome all those new members and I expect more to join us in the future

[dvbuk55]

We're all going to the naughty room I'd like to welcome all those new members and I expect more to join us in the future

The naughty room it seems vaguely familiar, I wonder if I've ever been there, although I shouldn't think so

[krussel]

We're all going to the naughty room I'd like to welcome all those new members and I expect more to join us in the future

Ive heard it smells a bit funny in there

[DGP1]

We're all going to the naughty room I'd like to welcome all those new members and I expect more to join us in the future

Ive heard it smells a bit funny in there

That would be the dead clowns