Where is Al ?

Post by **dvbuk55** » 27 Jul 2007, 17:51

Havelock wrote:Al is a very busy man he has to spread his time between being our chairman and tormenting dammed souls in the underworld we cant be selfish and expect him to be in his office more then once a month.

He doesn't need to be in his office once a month - he says he can run Royal Mail with his hands tied behind his back - now I didn't know he was into that kinky sort of stuff.

peedofpostie · Post by **peedofpostie** » 27 Jul 2007, 18:10

HE S UP HIS OWN ARSE :lfo

jafferpants · Post by **jafferpants** » 27 Jul 2007, 18:42

I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A CONTORTIONIST SPARKY.

johno47 · Post by **johno47** » 27 Jul 2007, 18:50

jafferpants, mate ide forgotten about that, in that case lets hope hes skydiving with a concrete parachute...UNITY IS STRENGTH.

bigsharkboy · Post by **bigsharkboy** » 27 Jul 2007, 18:57

have anybody looked under that big pile of mail sitting in the corner of the mail centre thats been there for a couple of days he might have crawled under there

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DirtyHarry · Post by **DirtyHarry** » 27 Jul 2007, 18:59

johno47 wrote:jafferpants, mate ide forgotten about that, in that case lets hope hes skydiving with a concrete parachute...UNITY IS STRENGTH.

Nice thought , johno47.

iow1 · Post by **iow1** » 27 Jul 2007, 18:59

not so much where is al more like where would you like him to be. I would like him to be arrested for surely forcing the manager to drive a lorry in exeter. he and dozier ( not a spelling mistake ) need to stand in the dock for forcing their vision of the future of royal mail.

Havelock · Post by **Havelock** » 27 Jul 2007, 19:37

dvbuk55 wrote:
Havelock wrote:Al is a very busy man he has to spread his time between being our chairman and tormenting dammed souls in the underworld we cant be selfish and expect him to be in his office more then once a month.
He doesn't need to be in his office once a month - he says he can run Royal Mail with his hands tied behind his back - now I didn't know he was into that kinky sort of stuff.

i wish someone would tie his hands behind his back and leave him in the back of a lorry in exeter.

frankie · Post by **frankie** » 27 Jul 2007, 19:39

I suppose it would be stupid of me to ask if there's a chance the manager had the appropriate training? Do many office wallahs normally hold an hgv licence? You would'nt really need one though, would you, pushing pens around all day! I don't suppose Leighton and Dozier could be done for corporate manslaughter, although they ought to be.

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