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Nappy Rash

Postal workers discussion forum. Discuss the day to day life in a Blue Shirt.
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This is me on delivery in Glasgow.
Glasgow in Kentucky :hmmmm - You forgot the USPS logo on the guys shirt :left: :left:
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a) my eyesight isn't that good.
b) it wasn't meant to be serious.
c) is that moustache real?
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He looks like he's a 'missing member' (oh, sorry!) of Village People.
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
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Straight4ward wrote:He looks like he a 'missing member' (oh, sorry!) of Village People.
It's fun to work at the U.S.P.S.?
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
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Good spot Aprilaydee! It scarily scans.

U.S.P.S.
Young man - there's no need to feel down
I said - young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said - young man, 'cause your in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy

Young man - there's a place you can go
I said - young man, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the U.S.P.S
It's fun to stay at the U.S.P.S.
They have everything for young men to enjoy.
You can hang out with all the boys.
It's fun to stay at the U.S.P.S.
It's fun to stay at the U.S.P.S.
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel.


The question is could someone from Strummerville bring themselves to sing this?
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
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Re: Nappy Rash

Post by clashcityrocker »

I wrote a much better version:
I might put a version on you tube.

by clashcityrocker » 04 May 2010, 14:18

I don't know why I didn't think of this one earlier.
I fully expect everyone to be doing the dance at their office xmas party. Fancy dress optional.

The Village People

Tman, there's no need to feel down.
I said, Tman, pick yourself off the ground.
I said,Tman, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Tman, there's a place you can go.
I said, Tman, when you're short on your dough.
You can work there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to work on the i-L-S-M
It's fun to work on the i-L-S-M

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to work on the i-L-S-M
It's fun to work on the i-L-S-M

You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Tman, are you listening to me?
I said, Tman, what do you want to be?
I said, Tman you can make real your dreams
But you got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, Tman, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the iLSM.
I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to work on the i-L-S-M.
It's fun to work on the i-L-S-M.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to work on the i-L-S-M.
It's fun to work on the i-L-S-M.

It's fun to work on the i-L-S-M
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Re: Nappy Rash

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Skirts and moustache all round then?
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Re: Nappy Rash

Post by clashcityrocker »

Straight4ward wrote:Skirts and moustache all round then?
And leather. What is this thread supposed to be about?
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Post by chunk »

Class. :Applause :Applause :Applause
Time for a smiley ho' down
:dance :Boo hoo! :Applause :dance :Boo hoo! :dance :left:
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Re: Nappy Rash

Post by TeeferTiger »

Straight4ward wrote:Skirts and moustache all round then?
And that's just the women?
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
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Re: Nappy Rash

Post by stokes11eg »

clashcityrocker wrote:
Straight4ward wrote:Skirts and moustache all round then?
And leather. What is this thread supposed to be about?
:Very Happy :Very Happy Quite! just what I was thinking myself! Poor original posters asking a serious question, and once again, it descends down to the you-know-whos's levels! but what fun!
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Post by stokes11eg »

clashcityrocker wrote:I wrote a much better version:
I might put a version on you tube.

by clashcityrocker » 04 May 2010, 14:18

I don't know why I didn't think of this one earlier.
I fully expect everyone to be doing the dance at their office xmas party. Fancy dress optional.

The Village People

Tman, there's no need to feel down.
I said, Tman, pick yourself off the ground.
I said,Tman, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
And Clash city--you swhould becomethe new singing postman! Record a demo--we'll all buy them, and you'll be rich!
Tman, there's a place you can go.
I said, Tman, when you're short on your dough.
You can work there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to work on the i-L-S-M
It's fun to work on the i-L-S-M

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to work on the i-L-S-M
It's fun to work on the i-L-S-M

You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Tman, are you listening to me?
I said, Tman, what do you want to be?
I said, Tman you can make real your dreams
But you got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, Tman, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the iLSM.
I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to work on the i-L-S-M.
It's fun to work on the i-L-S-M.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to work on the i-L-S-M.
It's fun to work on the i-L-S-M.

It's fun to work on the i-L-S-M
:Very Happy
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Post by halfull »

suda cream is the best
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Re: Nappy Rash

Post by Weller1 »

Guys n Girls, What A thread!!... what a laugh!! to all those that wear '"budgie smugglers"' n suffer in silence ...keep yer peckers up!
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Weller1 wrote:Guys n Girls, What A thread!!... what a laugh!! to all those that wear '"budgie smugglers"' n suffer in silence ...keep yer peckers up!
Or the larger albatross smugglers :wink: