stokes11eg wrote:dvbuk55 wrote:stokes11eg wrote:
And what will they do with the rubber bands?
Well one of my former colleagues was a stripper and he said that it helped to give a a ahem certain girth but not to leave it on too long - certainly if there was a colour change to black, better remove it straight away - after the photo was taken of course
Former collaugue--So you and D.G.P HAVE fallen out------fancy loosing out to an elastic band! Now, no more of the post goinhg of at a tangent again.
Nonsense, we both auditioned for the Full Monty Python, a lewdish version of The Full Monty - needless to say we didn't get a part, bloody elastic band snapped, talk about a balloon with a hole in
One cruel sod said we would probably get a part in the Full Monty Slow Worm............................ it takes time to get over things like that you know
