Unit rep elections and Viagra

[fishtank]

The result was solid with an increased majority.

What is Mrs Cucmber's verdict?

Gains in some areas,losses in others.
Overall a well hung parliament.

[clashcityrocker]

It is easy enough for the MofC to brag about an increased majority but I want to hear it from the horse's mouth. (No offence intended to Mrs Cucumber)
Unless of course FT - you are Mrs C?
If Motherhubbard's friend had an erection for 2 days then why is the MofC on RMC at 8am ? Surely the "election" isn't over?
And how has this thread been completely missed by DVB ?

[darth]

sounds like a classic case for representational proportions.

[MinisterofCucumber]

Mrs Cucumber is tucked up under a blanket on the sofa and can't move but she says it works.

[dvbuk55]

It is easy enough for the MofC to brag about an increased majority but I want to hear it from the horse's mouth. (No offence intended to Mrs Cucumber)
Unless of course FT - you are Mrs C?
If Motherhubbard's friend had an erection for 2 days then why is the MofC on RMC at 8am ? Surely the "election" isn't over?
And how has this thread been completely missed by DVB ?

Look you lot, stop larking about and tell me where this pub with a vending machine is - not that I need any chemical assistance of course, but I think in the interests of science these things should be tested by a well hung super stud ..................... and as soon as I find one I'll give him the tablet

[clashcityrocker]

Look you lot, stop larking about and tell me where this pub with a vending machine is - not that I need any chemical assistance of course, but I think in the interests of science these things should be tested by a well hung super stud ..................... and as soon as I find one I'll give him the tablet

About bloody time!

[fishtank]

It is easy enough for the MofC to brag about an increased majority but I want to hear it from the horse's mouth. (No offence intended to Mrs Cucumber)
Unless of course FT - you are Mrs C?
If Motherhubbard's friend had an erection for 2 days then why is the MofC on RMC at 8am ? Surely the "election" isn't over?
And how has this thread been completely missed by DVB ?

Look you lot, stop larking about and tell me where this pub with a vending machine is - not that I need any chemical assistance of course, but I think in the interests of science these things should be tested by a well hung super stud ..................... and as soon as I find one I'll give him the tablet

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[clashcityrocker]

Anyway Minister, did you let your wife take one as well?

[MinisterofCucumber]

Is this Dvbuk55 and Mucker?

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[fishtank]

Anyway Minister, did you let your wife take one as well?

The female version has a different effect,it's called Niagra.
I'll get my coat.

[dvbuk55]

Is this Dvbuk55 and Mucker?

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Bloody hell Minister, I hope not, she's bald and toothless, what d'you think of my long hair

[dvbuk55]

Anyway Minister, did you let your wife take one as well?

The female version has a different effect,it's called Niagra.
I'll get my coat.

Why you little squirt (er) - not that I know what that means - but you do hear talk

[dvbuk55]

Look you lot, stop larking about and tell me where this pub with a vending machine is - not that I need any chemical assistance of course, but I think in the interests of science these things should be tested by a well hung super stud ..................... and as soon as I find one I'll give him the tablet

About bloody time!

D'you know clash I have heard the wife use those very words on more than one occasion .............. only to find the mood has gone

[motherhubbard]

There is a female version - it's called Intrinsa.
The problem for women is that when men start suffering from erectile dysfunction, women are also experiencing a loss of libido due to the menopause.
The use of Viagra means men want more sex at a time when women want less.
Personally I think it would be better to cut off your wee willy winkies when they don't work properly any more.

[fishtank]

There is a female version - it's called Intrinsa.
The problem for women is that when men start suffering from erectile dysfunction, women are also experiencing a loss of libido due to the menopause.
The use of Viagra means men want more sex at a time when women want less.
Personally I think it would be better to cut off your wee willy winkies when they don't work properly any more.

You do realise dvb will now be busy googling Intrinsa.
How much can you put in someones coffee before they taste it?
Just for say....research purposes.