HARRY POTTER

[Jonboy]

with the book arriving at offices on friday 1pm i wonder how many managers have cottoned on to ordering their copy to be delivered by us, then searched the designated mail alp for his area and sifted till he found his own copy. then took it home and started to read it 11hrs before the official launch at midnight?

[bigsharkboy]

with the book arriving at offices on friday 1pm i wonder how many managers have cottoned on to ordering their copy to be delivered by us, then searched the designated mail alp for his area and sifted till he found his own copy. then took it home and started to read it 11hrs before the official launch at midnight?

yeah very likely sad f***s

[smokerjim]

with the book arriving at offices on friday 1pm i wonder how many managers have cottoned on to ordering their copy to be delivered by us, then searched the designated mail alp for his area and sifted till he found his own copy. then took it home and started to read it 11hrs before the official launch at midnight?

yeah very likely sad f***s

I don't believe it! You two are actually crediting screws with the brains to come up with a good idea

[kinmad4it]

From the 9 that I managed to deliver today, all of them seemed to be adults who were waiting for them. One of them being some old doris who seems to be keeping QVC in business single handedly most days.
Not all of them coming through Amazon either, quite a few were from Waterstones. Though saying that, don't Amazon own Waterstones.
I'd love it if the people who knew full well their book was being delivered today, and fùcked off out, get a phone call from a friend who got theirs and has read it, and then proceeds to blurt out the ending.
Stitch that you sweaty dick cheese arseface

[waffler]

Just made up some sticks of dynamite for the screws to insert where :lfo :cfo 's thoughts come from for tomorrow morn when they are panicking about those d****d books, there can be a positive tho' today I knocked on a couple of doors of my favourite 'yummy mummies' that get amazon stuff to see if they have one coming, they did so they won't be going out before I turn up

Lucky bleeder - I'll be jealous of you, even as I'm snoring my box off in bed. BTW is there a limit on how many have to go out tomorrow, or is every single HP book arriving at Sevenoaks going out tomorrow?

Only five of 'em today jimbo luckily, think they all went pity that doesn't apply to rest of large packets on Saturday, couple of people were surprised when they asked if I had lots, I told them most of the supermarkets are virtually throwing a copy in if you pay £100 out on shopping. The bookshops will suffer, hopefully now he falls off the perch at the end of this one and gives us all a break not so much the books but all the hype and hysteria that surrounds them.

[Stormproof]

The Royal Mail reported that dozens of its articulated lorries had got stuck in floodwater yesterday. 'One of our drivers was stuck on the M5 for nine hours,' said a Royal Mail manager. 'One motorist knocked on his cab window to ask him if he had any Harry Potter books on board that they could read.'

[L Tommo]

FECK POTTER!!!!!


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DONT LET A KIDS BOOK DRIVE YA MAAAAAAAAAADDDDDD!!

[michael147]

Enjoyed myself during the morning by saying to all receipients" don`t know what all the fuss is about,it`s only a poor mans lord of the rings!".
Noticed at least 5 people had them sent to their places of work(closed Saturday)not a lot of thought went into that.

[L Tommo]

CUCKOO CUCKOO CUCKOO CUCKOO CUCKOO!!!

NO MORE POTTER P L E A S E !!!!

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DRIBBLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE!

[michael147]

Enjoyed myself during the morning by saying to all receipients"i don`t know what all the fuss is about, its only a poor mans lord of the rings".
Noticed that at least 5 people had them sent to their(closed Saturday)offices,now not a lot of thought went into that did it.

[L Tommo]

CUCKOO CUCKOO CUCKOO CUCKOO CUCKOO!!!

NO MORE POTTER P L E A S E !!!!

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DRIBBLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE!

[TrueBlueTerrier]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/engl ... 912783.stm

Flood cannot stop Potter delivery

Villagers resigned to a weekend of no Harry Potter due to rising flood waters were cheered to receive a surprise from their local postman.

Richard Yates, of Harvington near Evesham, Worcestershire, was unable to do his normal round because of floods.

He loaded up his car with pre-ordered copies of the new Harry Potter book which were in the sorting office and delivered them around the village.

A neighbour said it was a wonderful gesture in the midst of flood misery.

'A big grin'

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, JK Rowling's latest and final novel in the series, went on sale on Saturday.

Chris Haynes, whose copy was delivered by Mr Yates, said he had been resigned to not receiving his pre-ordered book.

"We had seen the flood water and all the post vans outside the main post office earlier in the day and were resigned to not getting the copy.

"But, about an hour later, a 4x4 came up the drive and out got this chap with a big grin on his face and explained what he was doing."

He estimated Mr Yates had up to 20 copies in his car which he was taking to houses nearby.

"It was wonderful in the midst of all this horror and misery," he said.

Evesham was the scene of dramatic rescues over the weekend as it became cut off by flood water.

Mr Haynes had spent the previous evening helping to salvage the village hall and toys and books from a play group from the floods.

"It was a lovely gesture," he said.

[evilc]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/engl ... 912783.stm

Flood cannot stop Potter delivery

Villagers resigned to a weekend of no Harry Potter due to rising flood waters were cheered to receive a surprise from their local postman.

Richard Yates, of Harvington near Evesham, Worcestershire, was unable to do his normal round because of floods.

He loaded up his car with pre-ordered copies of the new Harry Potter book which were in the sorting office and delivered them around the village.

A neighbour said it was a wonderful gesture in the midst of flood misery.

'A big grin'

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, JK Rowling's latest and final novel in the series, went on sale on Saturday.

Chris Haynes, whose copy was delivered by Mr Yates, said he had been resigned to not receiving his pre-ordered book.

"We had seen the flood water and all the post vans outside the main post office earlier in the day and were resigned to not getting the copy.

"But, about an hour later, a 4x4 came up the drive and out got this chap with a big grin on his face and explained what he was doing."

He estimated Mr Yates had up to 20 copies in his car which he was taking to houses nearby.

"It was wonderful in the midst of all this horror and misery," he said.

Evesham was the scene of dramatic rescues over the weekend as it became cut off by flood water.

Mr Haynes had spent the previous evening helping to salvage the village hall and toys and books from a play group from the floods.

"It was a lovely gesture," he said.

These are the posties that our illustrious leaders are trying to s**t on from a great height.!!!!!

[L Tommo]

I HATE BLOODY DOO GOODERS!!!

The flood was sent for a reason..... TO STOP PEOPLE GETTING THE BLOODY SODDING BOOK...

Now this postie.. Richard bloody Yeates comes along and tampers with nature!!!!!

You only have this deed on your soul and conscience mate!!! You just dont know wot you have started now?????

Watch out for the end is niegh!!!!

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[evilc]

I HATE BLOODY DOO GOODERS!!!

The flood was sent for a reason..... TO STOP PEOPLE GETTING THE BLOODY SODDING BOOK...

Now this postie.. Richard bloody Yeates comes along and tampers with nature!!!!!

You only have this deed on your soul and conscience mate!!! You just dont know wot you have started now?????

Watch out for the end is niegh!!!!
funneh
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