Gone home sick

[Aaron]

EDIT - I tried calling but it just keeps ringing

You'll get used to that mate. Most of the time when it just rings and rings there are actually managers in the office ignoring it.
Just looked up the number for what might be your office on Yell. Click me

Haha.. that doesn't surprise me.

I ended up just going into work and telling them im ready to start work again.

[michael147]

Hope you`re better mate,thought you might like this:-
Spoke to driver from mail centre last week Alan,who had been off sick for a couple of days and was up at my DO to pick up some collection Yorks.
Scene:-Alan on shopfloor in mailcentre mobile rings.....
Alan: "hello"
Mr Pants(manager):hello Alan hear you`ve not been well recently?
Alan:yes that`s right
Mr Pants:sorry to hear that, are you any better?
Alan:yes i feel much improved thanks
Mr Pants:oh good, when do you think we can expect you back then?
Alan:i came back yesterday and am now on the shopfloor about twenty feet from your office
To quote a well know phrase "the silence was deafening".

[bristolchris]

Hope you`re better mate,thought you might like this:-
Spoke to driver from mail centre last week Alan,who had been off sick for a couple of days and was up at my DO to pick up some collection Yorks.
Scene:-Alan on shopfloor in mailcentre mobile rings.....
Alan: "hello"
Mr Pants(manager):hello Alan hear you`ve not been well recently?
Alan:yes that`s right
Mr Pants:sorry to hear that, are you any better?
Alan:yes i feel much improved thanks
Mr Pants:oh good, when do you think we can expect you back then?
Alan:i came back yesterday and am now on the shopfloor about twenty feet from your office
To quote a well know phrase "the silence was deafening".

Excellent, you could not make it up could you.

[Aaron]

Hope you`re better mate,thought you might like this:-
Spoke to driver from mail centre last week Alan,who had been off sick for a couple of days and was up at my DO to pick up some collection Yorks.
Scene:-Alan on shopfloor in mailcentre mobile rings.....
Alan: "hello"
Mr Pants(manager):hello Alan hear you`ve not been well recently?
Alan:yes that`s right
Mr Pants:sorry to hear that, are you any better?
Alan:yes i feel much improved thanks
Mr Pants:oh good, when do you think we can expect you back then?
Alan:i came back yesterday and am now on the shopfloor about twenty feet from your office
To quote a well know phrase "the silence was deafening".

Hahaha!