HARRY POTTER

L Tommo · Post by **L Tommo** » 20 Jul 2007, 21:49

POSTMAN.... over ere mate....

I think we have another site nutter on our hands

OUT

CUCKOOOOOOOOOO!

Stormproof · Post by **Stormproof** » 20 Jul 2007, 21:53

Wont be picking up at our office.

Customer handing over 739: "Got this this morning, postman did'nt knock"
Me: "I'm sure the postman would've knocked madam, he would'nt want to walk round all morning with your packet"
Customer: "Perhaps I did'nt hear him"
Me: "I'm very sorry madam, the postman is'nt back from his delivery yet and it quite clearly says on the back of the card that we require 24 hours before you can collect your parcel, so I'm afraid you will have to come back Monday"

smokerjim · Post by **smokerjim** » 20 Jul 2007, 21:53

kinmad4it wrote:And if the general public opinion of us is as low as I've seen. Why bother ordering and using us to deliver it to you.
Surely if royal mail, and more importantly, the postmen and women, are inept, lazy untrustworthy layabouts. You'd make damn sure your precious little book was sent through one of our allegedly far superior conpetitors.
I hope all those penis munchers who were berating us so much on the bbc website aren't in when there book arrives tomorrow. Then have to go into town when it's pissing it down to pick it up. Then fall over getting into their car, crack their head open on the door and watch as bllod gushes out of their forehead and soaks through the packaging staining their oh so important book.

Not that I'm bitter or anything

smokerjim · Post by **smokerjim** » 20 Jul 2007, 21:59

k66yla wrote:Wont be picking up at our office.

Customer handing over 739: "Got this this morning, postman did'nt knock"
Me: "I'm sure the postman would've knocked madam, he would'nt want to walk round all morning with your packet"
Customer: "Perhaps I did'nt hear him"
Me: "I'm very sorry madam, the postman is'nt back from his delivery yet and it quite clearly says on the back of the card that we require 24 hours before you can collect your parcel, so I'm afraid you will have to come back Monday"

I bet you're looking forward to that, aren't you? If I was in the caller's office, I'd be pissing meself in anticipation of telling umpteen numpties they should have checked the back of the card, as it might have saved them a wasted journey

Sod it, I ain't working tomorrow, mind if I come down with a book and watch it all happen - when it gets quiet, I'll pop down to Subway

waffler · Post by **waffler** » 20 Jul 2007, 22:01

Just made up some sticks of dynamite for the screws to insert where :lfo :cfo 's thoughts come from for tomorrow morn when they are panicking about those d****d books, there can be a positive tho' today I knocked on a couple of doors of my favourite 'yummy mummies' that get amazon stuff to see if they have one coming, they did so they won't be going out before I turn up

Kernal · Post by **Kernal** » 20 Jul 2007, 22:04

None of our lads taking books out tomorrow,we've got 8 drivers taking them out on O.T. Rep got a great deal couple of years ago the first time they came out, there doing them on s.a rate too

smokerjim · Post by **smokerjim** » 20 Jul 2007, 22:12

waffler wrote:Just made up some sticks of dynamite for the screws to insert where :lfo :cfo 's thoughts come from for tomorrow morn when they are panicking about those d****d books, there can be a positive tho' today I knocked on a couple of doors of my favourite 'yummy mummies' that get amazon stuff to see if they have one coming, they did so they won't be going out before I turn up

Lucky bleeder - I'll be jealous of you, even as I'm snoring my box off in bed. BTW is there a limit on how many have to go out tomorrow, or is every single HP book arriving at Sevenoaks going out tomorrow?

johnnyp · Post by **johnnyp** » 21 Jul 2007, 15:29

Had about 10 on my walk today(2 special delivery)only 739 one

All adults as well

not a child to be seen,how about you guys?

IWW Fellow Worker · Post by **IWW Fellow Worker** » 21 Jul 2007, 15:38

Two on the entire delivery, and one of those couldn't be bothered getting out of bed to answer the door!

whitetrash · Post by **whitetrash** » 21 Jul 2007, 15:57

I had just short of 30 on my delivery, f***ing STUDENTS!!!!!!!

First thing this morning the brief on taking 6 had suddenly changed to mean a minimum of 6!!!!!!

I took 6 out delivered 4 of them (all to adults waiting behind the doors

) and slipped 2

And I got a 30min flyer

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 21 Jul 2007, 16:10

Was in callers office and there's at least 1 yorkie of them waiting to be booked in.

IWW Fellow Worker · Post by **IWW Fellow Worker** » 21 Jul 2007, 16:11

whitetrash wrote:I had just short of 30 on my delivery, f***ing STUDENTS!!!!!!!

First thing this morning the brief on taking 6 had suddenly changed to mean a minimum of 6!!!!!!

I took 6 out delivered 4 of them (all to adults waiting behind the doors ) and slipped 2

And I got a 30min flyer

They make the rules up as they go along! Bloody no-mark so-called managers! A minimum of six? What should I have done with the two I had? Delivered them, then knocked and asked for them back a couple of times? The plant pots!

bristolchris · Post by **bristolchris** » 21 Jul 2007, 16:15

johnnypick wrote:Had about 10 on my walk today(2 special delivery)only 739 one All adults as well not a child to be seen,how about you guys?

Had the same thing, all adults answering the door, all said "good I can get on with reading this?" whats going on I thought it was a "kid`s" book? One even mentioned that she had not yet read the previous one !!!!!!!!!!!!

South East Postie · Post by **South East Postie** » 21 Jul 2007, 16:29

hurry up postman you got my book?

the phrase get a life comes to mind.

ianpostie · Post by **ianpostie** » 21 Jul 2007, 16:38

our dom said take out 4per walk,pretty reasonable because there not huge packets.my idea was all the people that use there cars (4 in our office) should be made to take out all of them!

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