frontline fix money what did your office spend it on?

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 05 Jul 2007, 14:12

Do you think I could get a pinata and some big sticks to whack it with.

Post by **evilc** » 05 Jul 2007, 15:15

Jessika wrote:
st postie wrote:pole dancers and a couple of strippers roulette wheel and a 3 barrels of marstons pedigree
now that sounds like the place to work. i'd never go sick again

Would you display your wares Jessika?

waffler · Post by **waffler** » 05 Jul 2007, 15:30

disgruntledpostie1 wrote:Do you think I could get a pinata and some big sticks to whack it with.

Roll of crepe paper to put over the plasma screen would do!

Post by **Jessika** » 06 Jul 2007, 18:09

evilc wrote:
Jessika wrote:
st postie wrote:pole dancers and a couple of strippers roulette wheel and a 3 barrels of marstons pedigree
now that sounds like the place to work. i'd never go sick again
Would you display your wares Jessika?

not sure about that. i tried taking pole dancing lessons once but i wasnt very good at it and just ended up with hundreds of unattractive bruises. besides, i think people would end up paying to get me to stay dressed.

The Smoking Gnu · Post by **The Smoking Gnu** » 16 Jul 2007, 16:31

I've been at this office 3 years and no sign of any FLF spending. At my last office they bought a telly for the rest room. But there's no aerial socket in the rest room. And to put one in they'd have to go through the building at the front of the office, which is the town's Post Office. And they said no. So they're stuck with a telly no-one can watch, and they're not allowed to sell it. Good, eh?

frankie · Post by **frankie** » 17 Jul 2007, 17:17

Every time we make a suggestion for something, we're told, we can't have it. It has to benefit the whole office. Dum suggested smoking shelter, but that'll be a no- no. Someone tell me what exactly are we allowed to buy, or is it a con? If we can't spend it, we lose it don't we?

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 17 Jul 2007, 17:18

frankie wrote:Every time we make a suggestion for something, we're told, we can't have it. It has to benefit the whole office. Dum suggested smoking shelter, but that'll be a no- no. Someone tell me what exactly are we allowed to buy, or is it a con? If we can't spend it, we lose it don't we?

Water bottles for everyone - we got it

wakkono · Post by **wakkono** » 17 Jul 2007, 17:55

our dom bought a projecter screen and projecter to bore us during work time learning and the year b4 he bought a digital camera so he could take pics of damage to vans and accidents so he can hang us at any disiplinary hearing

IWW Fellow Worker · Post by **IWW Fellow Worker** » 17 Jul 2007, 17:58

wakkono wrote:our dom bought a projecter screen and projecter to bore us during work time learning and the year b4 he bought a digital camera so he could take pics of damage to vans and accidents so he can hang us at any disiplinary hearing

He sounds great! What are you getting next year? A flip chart?

lisa R1 · Post by **lisa R1** » 06 Aug 2007, 19:29

johno47 wrote:A GREYHOUND.

Yes and it's still running after the hare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lisa R1 · Post by **lisa R1** » 06 Aug 2007, 19:30

johno47 wrote:A GREYHOUND.

Yes and it's still running after the hare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

L Tommo · Post by **L Tommo** » 06 Aug 2007, 19:35

Wot about if we all pool our FLF monies and get a HITMAN For the BIG BAD BULLSHITING AL...???

Or just give me Â£50 and we shall say no more about it!!!

OUT

DirtyHarry · Post by **DirtyHarry** » 06 Aug 2007, 19:44

What a bleedin' good idea ! I'll take care of Dozier !!!

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 06 Aug 2007, 19:49

L Tommo wrote:Wot about if we all pool our FLF monies and get a HITMAN For the BIG BAD BULLSHITING AL...???

Or just give me Â£50 and we shall say no more about it!!!

OUT

I'll PAY Â£50 to do it myself

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 07 Aug 2007, 12:51

Form a line I want to do it as well - 15 years to get rid of him seems a fair price.

ROYALMAILCHAT

frontline fix money what did your office spend it on?

Tommo, mate.............