Keeping your spirits up.

[Judgee]

I usually give my eyes a squirt of optrex refreshing eyedrops, that tend to perk me up a bit

[uprising95]

there isnt any spirits left

[BELIAL]

I also suck cherry Hall's

What ever floats your boat.

If I was sucking Jerry Hall I think I'd struggle to complete

[el_cartero]

drink ur own urine

a tube direct also stops u needing toilet break

[Glenno]

2 cups of the machine coffee usually keeps me going boys & girls

[opgpat]

It's all about blood sugar this? Are you having a bit of breakfast? A big bowl of cereal with honey/sugar will keep you going till maybe 1/2 way round delivery than a sandwich or two with jam/honey and a ribenna should sort you out. Ribenna is expensive so I get blackcurrant squash from Lidl and make my own up extra strong for added carb. Lately is been so cold you don't know how your gonna be blood sugar-wise out there so I have some reserve chocolate but have to try to forget it's there otherwise I have it anyway!

It's not drugs that are gonna be standard issue soon but a 6pack of red bull and a skate board. Heard that from a rep so get ready.

[smokerjim]

It's not drugs that are gonna be standard issue soon but a 6pack of red bull and a skate board. Heard that from a rep so get ready.

And in next year's cost cutting drive, it'll be one of those up the jacksy...



0 - 60 delivery points in 2.5 seconds!!!

[spoodoo]

Weve no canteen at all ,just a very expensive fizzy drink machine and a chocolater bar vending machine ,royal mail really beeing health consciuos and looking after our health eh.

[mr hil.]

Its been many years since I did a walk..and then it was still two deliveries so we got to go back to the DO at 9.30....OMG on some days I am just about ready to leave at 9.30..... Now thats progress and modernisation for you

[floydy]

My Phone with selection of Radio\mp3\audio books

If i ever forget my headphones or phone the tedium drives me fookin insane

Audio books are great btw

[mclovin]

Stick the rocky theme on yer ipod when you begin to flag and watch you fly round.

[ashadd]

Had a bannana and a mars bar today......................kin el i could have done two walks...only joking .Now if anyone can cure aching legs and joints , please let me know

[smokerjim]

Had a bannana and a mars bar today......................kin el i could have done two walks...only joking .Now if anyone can cure aching legs and joints , please let me know

Step 1: - See a professional, like an osteopath or chiropractor, or even aromatherapy / sports / Thai massage ( specifically someone that will NOT, REPEAT NOT offer "extras" - that should stop DGP & DVB getting excited ).

Step 2: - Once aching legs and joints have been eased, go to B&Q and buy an angle grinder ( a big one ),

Step 3: - Amputate legs....no more legs, no more aching joints.

Step 4: - For any further aches and pains, repeat steps 1 & 3 only

Simples!

[clashcityrocker]

Step 3: - Amputate legs....no more legs, no more aching joints.

That isn't strictly true. Don't amputees complain of pains in limbs they no longer have.I am sure there is a medical term for the condition but I can't be bothered to look it up.

[smokerjim]

Step 3: - Amputate legs....no more legs, no more aching joints.

That isn't strictly true. Don't amputees complain of pains in limbs they no longer have.I am sure there is a medical term for the condition but I can't be bothered to look it up.

Phantom pains - but afaik, they are usually present in amputations arising from previous injury, ie the soldier whose limb was injured, and a few days or weeks later the limb is removed - the nerves remember the transmission of pain signals from the wound, and as the nerve endings are never allowed to heal, the nerves continue to send those signals. I'll admit, I don't know what the score is with sudden traumatic amputations ( ie a tree surgeon losing a limb if his chainsaw jumps back on him ), but you have to understand - I'm a postman, not a flippin' orthopedic surgeon!