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Leaving gift for Crozier

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taxi4leighton
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Re: Leaving gift for Crozier

Post by taxi4leighton »

i think the £150,000 cap on salaries may have something to do with him going
how could someone with no personality, intelligence or drive, become our chief?
is their anyone working for us have the faintest repect for this a**ehole
adam McThatcher would be a better name for him
as he endorsed this evil womans mantra, with bells on
GHOSTman
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Re: Leaving gift for Crozier

Post by GHOSTman »

pondhopper wrote:
concerned wrote:as i said in another post. I think everyone should chip in and send him a box of Celebrations (chocolates that is)
Maybe... lol but I think these should be sent to all the posties then.. one box each maybe!

I nice touch would be to send him an empty box of celebrations to reflect what he achieved at the company. Or on the other hand we could fill it with a brown chocolate like substance.....any ideas!
knackeredneedadayoff
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Re: Leaving gift for Crozier

Post by knackeredneedadayoff »

how about a few grams of lead, fired at high velocity through his head.
DirtyHarry
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Re: Leaving gift for Crozier

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GHOSTman wrote:

I nice touch would be to send him an empty box of celebrations to reflect what he achieved at the company. Or on the other hand we could fill it with a brown chocolate like substance.....any ideas!
I've got one, but it means me having to pop up to the chemist and get £10 worth of laxatives, I want to make sure I don't skimp on the portion I'll be sending the barstard.
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Re: Leaving gift for Crozier

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What the feck are we going to do now...all that good work Adam put in now gone to waste.. ;liar ..my my this company is going to go downhill without him, :dance
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Re: Leaving gift for Crozier

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headscrewedon
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Re: Leaving gift for Crozier

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Give him an empty Asda carrier bag. It's a lightweight and collapses under pressure :left:

Funny how Leighton worked for Asda, and appointed Crozier as RM chief exec. Now Crozier is going to be chief exec at ITV, an appointment announced by Archie Norman, former chief exec at .... Asda :hmmmm

Who says the 'old boys network' doesn't STILL operate in 21st Century Britain :arrrghhh ?
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Re: Leaving gift for Crozier

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headscrewedon wrote:Give him an empty Asda carrier bag. It's a lightweight and collapses under pressure :left:

Funny how Leighton worked for Asda, and appointed Crozier as RM chief exec. Now Crozier is going to be chief exec at ITV, an appointment announced by Archie Norman, former chief exec at .... Asda :hmmmm

Who says the 'old boys network' doesn't STILL operate in 21st Century Britain :arrrghhh ?
and Leighton who now runs Loblaw (ASDA type store in Canada) has got his Chief Operating Officer a job running Morrison's

and the chain goes on.... http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/b ... e-your-say" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: Leaving gift for Crozier

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TrueBlueTerrier wrote:
headscrewedon wrote:Give him an empty Asda carrier bag. It's a lightweight and collapses under pressure :left:

Funny how Leighton worked for Asda, and appointed Crozier as RM chief exec. Now Crozier is going to be chief exec at ITV, an appointment announced by Archie Norman, former chief exec at .... Asda :hmmmm

Who says the 'old boys network' doesn't STILL operate in 21st Century Britain :arrrghhh ?
and Leighton who now runs Loblaw (ASDA type store in Canada) has got his Chief Operating Officer a job running Morrison's

and the chain goes on.... http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/b ... e-your-say" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Its positively incestuous :roll: ....anyhoo...

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Re: Leaving gift for Crozier

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It is not a gift so much as a he owes us the least he can do is pay back all his ill gotten gains and make a public apology for all the damage he has done too royal mail after all it will fill in all the gaps in between the programs if he has any programs left after his slash and burn policy's!. :cfo :cfo :cfo :cfo :cfo
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Re: Leaving gift for Crozier

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A s**t sandwich for crozier enjoy you shafter
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Re: Leaving gift for Crozier

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k979aaa wrote:It is not a gift so much as a he owes us the least he can do is pay back all his ill gotten gains and make a public apology for all the damage he has done too royal mail after all it will fill in all the gaps in between the programs if he has any programs left after his slash and burn policy's!. :cfo :cfo :cfo :cfo :cfo
People like him think they didn't get so far up the greasy pole by knowing what an apology is ( unless they expect to get one from others, of course ), and they will NEVER apologise in public! If you don't believe me, then just watch Tony wiggle and squirm tomorrow in front of Chilcott & his chinas.
I don't suppose your mouth bleeds every 28 days, does it?

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mr deeds
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Re: Leaving gift for Crozier

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darth postie wrote:Image

will sort something out later.
many a true word said in jest?
jaja
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Re: Leaving gift for Crozier

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Good bye s**t for brains
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Re: Leaving gift for Crozier

Post by Running Man »

Another excellent leaving gift for Crozier would be a circumcision.
That's the only way he wouldn't be a complete prick!
(Good Luck to all at ITV because the Good Lord knows you're going to need it!)
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