A woman who breached an Asbo banning her from having noisy sex has been given a suspended prison sentence.
Caroline and Steve Cartwright's "unnatural" love-making prompted complaints from neighbours, a postman and a woman taking her child to school.
A woman who breached an Asbo banning her from having noisy sex has been given a suspended prison sentence.
Caroline and Steve Cartwright's "unnatural" love-making prompted complaints from neighbours, a postman and a woman taking her child to school.
fishtank wrote:"In addition it's quite clear from the small extract I heard that you made no attempt to silence yourself."
Didn't realise that a gag was compulsory or maybe that's just judges.
Not just judges fh, I recall a tory MP too, and lets face it where is the sparkle if you don't have a gag and a pair of handcuffs, a blindfold, bottle of blue pills, a feather boa, high heels, fishnet tights
fishtank wrote:"In addition it's quite clear from the small extract I heard that you made no attempt to silence yourself."
Didn't realise that a gag was compulsory or maybe that's just judges.
Not just judges fh, I recall a tory MP too, and lets face it where is the sparkle if you don't have a gag and a pair of handcuffs, a blindfold, bottle of blue pills, a feather boa, high heels, fishnet tights
Not forgetting a black bin liner and an orange in the mouth
I know whose round it is - but he denies he complained - We jokingly asked him if he was taking his break outside the house to have a listen - he said he could take his break four streets away and could still hear!!
I realise that the noise is probably quite distressing for the neighbours. But come on! There's people being burgled, drug dealers, armed robberies, etc.. Going on all round the Country. And now we hear of the Courts spending time and money persuing someone for being too noisy having sex.
Come on. There must be a better way of dealing with this.
We seek him here, we seek him there
Those Frenchies seek him everywhere!
Is he in heaven? Or is he in hell?
That dammed Elusive Pimpernel?
Wonder if her fella has been issued with PPI ear plugs Bet the bloke from the council noise team loves going round and standing at the end of the bed with his noise metre
Scarlet Pimpernell wrote:I realise that the noise is probably quite distressing for the neighbours. But come on! There's people being burgled, drug dealers, armed robberies, etc.. Going on all round the Country. And now we hear of the Courts spending time and money persuing someone for being too noisy having sex.
Come on. There must be a better way of dealing with this.
A mouthful of ....................tennis ball with a gag
Is the prison not for breaching the ASBO and not for the initial noise, I personally believe the ASBOs are too easy to abuse by councils/police/courts etc. and there has to be a better way of keeping order.
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
DGP1 wrote:Is the prison not for breaching the ASBO and not for the initial noise, I personally believe the ASBOs are too easy to abuse by councils/police/courts etc. and there has to be a better way of keeping order.
DGP1 wrote:Is the prison not for breaching the ASBO and not for the initial noise, I personally believe the ASBOs are too easy to abuse by councils/police/courts etc. and there has to be a better way of keeping order.
Chastity belt!.
I was thinking more double glazing or maybe a caravan in the arsehole of nowhere or what about this one - they could always get a job and get out of the f******* house in the morning
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
Bet the bloke from the council noise team loves going round and standing at the end of the bed with his noise metre
