Calendar boy Chance to ogle the best in business beefcake

[TrueBlueTerrier]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/busin ... 70061.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

t may be mid-January, but I reckon I can just about get away with the launch of the new 2010 SlackBelli calendar – which (considering the spelling) is a clear rip-off of something produced far more aesthetically elsewhere.

Unlike the original, my version does attract the viewers eye to plenty of surplus tyres and fans of my topless business beauties will instantly recognise Miss January, Italian businessman and ex-Formula 1 supremo, Flavio Briatore. To come later in the year, we have Virgin tycoon Sir Richard Branson, Sir Philip Green, the Topshop billionaire and the postie's postie, Royal Mail chief exec Adam Crozier.

It's sure to be a collector's item.

[stokes11eg]

Of course, Slack Belly---will it include Billy and Dave?

[norbert]

NOTE - this is a redneck in the States

[DGP1]

Beefcake BEEFCAKE

[stokes11eg]

Actually, I think all you men should do one of these calanders, and devote the proceeds to my charity.

[norbert]

I think DGP has been in enough trouble before to start doing something like this
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Grea ... loon-Dance" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malcolm_Hardee" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; or the trick with the banger

http://www.videosift.com/video/A-Most-W ... anky-Panky" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; Ursula Martinez - Montreal Comedy Festival - A most wonderful Magic Trick - The Hanky Panky

[stokes11eg]

--Modesty dictates that I cannot say what comes to mind when watxhing the video--but my the connotations-- inflation. rubber--the list goes on!

[dvbuk55]

I believe the lady magician once auditioned on Phoenix Nights - I almost lost an eye to a ping pong ball

[norbert]

DGP attire ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMH4FwOB ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; Phoenix Nights

she could have called the bingo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5EA2g3n ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[dvbuk55]

DGP attire ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMH4FwOB ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; Phoenix Nights

she could have called the bingo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5EA2g3n ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Well the mac looked familiar

[dvbuk55]

--Modesty dictates that I cannot say what comes to mind when watxhing the video--but my the connotations-- inflation. rubber--the list goes on!

How about Latex Nights - with Johnny Revolta?

[stokes11eg]

Or revolting nights with you know who!

[dvbuk55]

Or revolting nights with you know who!

Stop fantasising!

[stokes11eg]

--fantasising?ore like a nightmare!!

[dvbuk55]

--fantasising?ore like a nightmare!!

I sincerely hope it was only an m missing stokesy.