What's the best tip you have ever got?

[k979aaa]

It could be this one. Today I got my first and only tip of the year.
Not money but 3 scratch-off lottery tickets. Will I win anything ? Let's see.

Ticket #1 Top prize is £100,000

*Scratch. Scratch. Scratch.*

No. Not got 3 matching numbers.

Ticket #2 Top prize is £9,000

*Scratch. Scratch. Scratch.*

That's better, 3 matching £1 numbers.

Ticket #3 Top prize is £7,777

*Scratch. Scratch. Scratch.*

Another fail. So that's it. My total tips for 2009 is £1.

Always look on the bright side of life you cannot be corrupted by money and greed like those above if you do not taste greed in the first place!.

[jaylime]

I do a rural in derbyshire,and all my customers are retired early and very affluent.There all really nice folk aswell except one who is a right tosser.Anyway i got 7 bottles of wine,1 bottle of port,1bottle of whiskey,1 box of chocolates,1 box of belgian choc biscuits and £180.But i hav'nt seen some customers because of the snow so it might be a new year bonus aswell.

[Lounge Lizard]

I do a rural in derbyshire,and all my customers are retired early and very affluent.There all really nice folk aswell except one who is a right tosser.Anyway i got 7 bottles of wine,1 bottle of port,1bottle of whiskey,1 box of chocolates,1 box of belgian choc biscuits and £180.But i hav'nt seen some customers because of the snow so it might be a new year bonus aswell.

I got similar, from £2 to £25 but mostly £5 and totalling £206.
Also a litre of whisky, seven bottles of wine, three boxes of chocolate and a mince pie.

[lazyjack]

I remember 2yr ago getting a bottle of HOUSE OF COMMONS whiskey, From my local MP.

There was no way that was going down the plug hole

[jockstrapp]

I remember 2yr ago getting a bottle of HOUSE OF COMMONS whiskey, From my local MP.

There was no way that was going down the plug hole

Bet he claimed it on expenses

[jockstrapp]

650 calls, received 6 tips so 644 mis-deliveries next year

[lazyjack]

I remember 2yr ago getting a bottle of HOUSE OF COMMONS whiskey, From my local MP.

There was no way that was going down the plug hole

Bet he claimed it on expenses

Dont they get all that sh1t for free anyways?

This year i got £12 plus a box of Quality street

[DGP1]

I got £10 today from a woman with two kids trying to live on social, since her hubby left her, meant a lot to me that did

Try giving it back and they'll make you feel like crap, I know the ones who can afford it and those who can't but it usually seems to be those who can least afford it that actually tip you (and get offended if you try to say no).

[DGP1]

I remember 2yr ago getting a bottle of HOUSE OF COMMONS whiskey, From my local MP.

There was no way that was going down the plug hole

Bet he claimed it on expenses

Dont they get all that sh1t for free anyways?

This year i got £12 plus a box of Quality street

I got a tin of Quality Street, which went down really well

[chunk]

Two hot mince pies!
zero tips- cos covering 8 different rounds
in two different offices i,m not the regular!
I'm bitter but not not twisted.