farting at work

[Postie558]

This thread has had me in stitches, because it is so true!

[jaylime]

The worst is when your in the van and drop one right into the seat,just as theres a knock on the window and its some old lady asking for her mail.Open the window and gas her to death marvelous.

[lainey]

its even worse when they fart and hold you in it

[DGP1]

its even worse when they fart and hold you in it

[lainey]

thats the kind of men i work with lol

[rhino49]

Always try to drop one at the top of an escalator, then watch people being forced through it by the crowd coming up behind.

[Splappy_McSplap]

Personally I can't stand people farting in the sorting office, but it seems to be so deeply ingrained within the workplace ethos that making other people smell the festering contents of your innards is acceptable I just waft it away with the nearest flat. If the majority of posties are happy standing around sniffing each other's farts that's the way it is. I would have hoped they'd have more consideration but that's life and I am a middle class gent in a working class environment and clearly in the minority.

[digitaljudge]

a colleague complained to our dom about this guy who never stopped farting & that time in the morning the farts where wretched, putrid & in some case you think he'd followed thru, anyway he was brought into the office & told off for farting, worked for a few days & then back to normal

[jaylime]

I think the only thing we have to look forward to is farting at work now.

[dvbuk55]

I think the only thing we have to look forward to is farting at work now.

If this deal goes through it will be a lot more solid than a fart

[Thunderthighs]

Just recently married, we were camping in the Lakes in the late 1980's. I'd had 3 pints of Guinness, a strong curry and a packet of hedgehog flavour crisps.
The Mrs say's she was awoken by the awful smell, and was gagging for air! I still think it was the motorway fumes next to the campsite.
She made me keep the tent door open for ages - in Octoberrrrrrrrrrrr...
Learnt my lesson, methinks!

[smokerjim]

There's nothing like knocking on someones door when 5 pound of sludge is about to blow ya gasket. The managers ought to try that one (marvelous)

I've done that when I've a packet for 'em - I'm an agnositc, but in the 30 seconds that they're coming to the door, I'm praying harder than the pope & all the bishops!

[dados]

In the aisle behind mine there is a fella that farts so bad the rest of the aisle have aerosol air fresheners on the frame,also we have a body builder who takes those vitamin & protein capsules,he pipes everyone aboard in the morning on IPS

When I was in training with the Army back in the day i had a dream that i had a s**t..................only it wasn't a dream,had to cut me kecks off & fire them into a ditch in the early hours (i was on guard at the time ),never came up on parade so i guess the foxes had them away

[Thunderthighs]

Christmas Eve, late 70's. Got involved in a heavy drinking session with the local Rugby club, so was mega-late for "romantic" meal at Italian place, really expensive...

Drank too much, threw up all over the pavement, and girlfriend got me to her parents house in a taxi.

At some point, don't remember when exactly, took a DUMP in her parents wardrobe.

Woke up Christmas Day not knowing anything, slowly dawned on me what I'd done. DOH!

Had to get a taxi, which was twice normal fee, to my parents house.

Haven't done anything like it since. Well, not AS bad...

[POSTMAN]

Is the deal that bad we have to now talk about.................farting!