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pinstripe
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Re: farting at work

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MoNkEyBoY wrote:
banner18 wrote:Just close your eyes and imagine the person next to you is eating an egg butty.
This will help you deal with it... :dance :dance :dance
:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle PMSL
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eian687
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Re: farting at work

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i am very surprised you can smell any farts with all the s**t royal mail have been dishing out
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HESS
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Re: farting at work

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Letting a silent one off at the bottom of the aisle and then walking up the row of the IPS'ers....then looking back at them crumple like dominoes , each one of them blaming the other.......Priceless...!!! :dance
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jaja
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Re: farting at work

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you don't do a walk.......you are from the press
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LOL

I'm sure someone got busted for farting at work,not sure whether it was a postie but it was on the site....
Que members searching for 'farting' and bring the site down. :crazy:
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Not the one,but funny anyway.
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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eian687
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Re: farting at work

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30,000 casuals all farting no thanks
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infidel
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Re: farting at work

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slow release of the back boiler,the women lap it up,.
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brothermagrew
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Re: farting at work

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Ask your Dom for one of these :Very Happy
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underpaid
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Re: farting at work

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HESS wrote:Letting a silent one off at the bottom of the aisle and then walking up the row of the IPS'ers....then looking back at them crumple like dominoes , each one of them blaming the other.......Priceless...!!! :dance
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jaylime
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Re: farting at work

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This is one of the funniest post ive seen in ages.I have a story.A dirty horrible fat PHG dropped a pipebomb in the bogs one morning ive never seen anything as large.Subsequently the cleaner(who wasnt a full pan of chips)had to get a kettle of hot water and a stick to break it up.Ive never laughed so much at work.And yes dragging a big beer fart down an IPS alley is rather funny aswell.
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drb
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Re: farting at work

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MoNkEyBoY wrote:We have one lad who farts every single minute of the day and they smell putrid. Its like his insides are rotting but i had a good old farting session today due to the use of coffee mate in my coffee as i dont buy from the rip off machince and they stunk which is very unusall for me.It did play havoc with my belly thoe its just a good job my beat is close to my home as i had to run home in a cold sweat and my arse went off like a gattling gun needless to say im thinking of now packing in being a postie and deciding whether to become a pebble dasher. But i shall persevere with it and see if it happens again.

I am in hysterics!!!!!!!!!! Ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HESS
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Re: farting at work

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jaylime wrote:This is one of the funniest post ive seen in ages.I have a story.A dirty horrible fat PHG dropped a pipebomb in the bogs one morning ive never seen anything as large.Subsequently the cleaner(who wasnt a full pan of chips)had to get a kettle of hot water and a stick to break it up.Ive never laughed so much at work.And yes dragging a big beer fart down an IPS alley is rather funny aswell.
QUALITY...!!! :left:
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DGP1
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Re: farting at work

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:chuckle I only do it to occasional time but the worst you can do is fart in the van, then get out because you then get that horrible smell when you get back into it :Sick
There are some people who could clear the office with their bodily gases and I've threatened to report them to the war crimes commission in the Hague for the use of chemical weapons in breach of the Geneva Convention. :nervous
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Bendy72
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Re: farting at work

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I laughed so much when i read this post a little bottom burp sneked out :Very Happy
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