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DODGYCLAIMERS - - - you gotta see these on youtube

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billypants wrote:just found another humerous one . . . . . the last little piece is lovely

welcome to the Alan Leighton "bullshit" video re-worked . . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shADFHbKRFM
The piece has been removed but is that the same as this one - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ScsTvCWoaE - cos if it is - I MADE IT!!!
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They're back! Well done andy2007

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POSTMAN wrote:They're back! Well done andy2007

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDcDOh2cf0g" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Fantastic :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle Great humor :nana :nana :nana :Applause :Applause
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superb stuff glad to see them back .... i would like to nail that clown cwus-cum/moronicpostmen to a wooden cross then set him on fire :cfo
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i thought my pants would never dry fantastic. i have put the word round at my office, this is not to be missed. please don't stop now
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had a couple of requests for lyrics so here they are

The Bullshit chip inside their head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody’s gonna be a fool today
They gonna cut off and go home
And the gaffer doesn’t understand it
He always said they were idle twats
And he can see no reasons
'Cos there are no reasons
What reason do you need to cut off, off oo oo oo?

Tell me why
I don’t lapse Fridays
Tell me why
I don’t lapse Fridays
Tell me why
I don’t lapse Fridays
I wanna cut-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo me walk in half

The pegasus machine is kept so clean
And it gives you a four hour walk.
And we all feel shocked
When our wages are docked
Cos we we cant stand the thought of free overtime
Your gaffer’s too keen to act so mean
Cos it puts another pound in his bonus scheme
They can see no reasons
'Cos there are no reasons
What reasons do you need?
Oh Oh Oh Oh

Tell me why
I don’t lapse Fridays
Tell me why
I don’t lapse Fridays
Tell me why
I don’t lapse Fridays
I wanna cut-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Me walk in half, half, half, cut it in half

And all the sortings stopped in the office now
We want to down tools for a while
And they’ll get us in early for a work time learning
And the lesson today is how to lie
And then the Staff all cackle
As the gaffer tackles
(With the problems of the piles of mail)
And he can see no reasons
'Cos there are no reasons
What reason do you need to lie, lie?
Oh Oh Oh

Tell me why
I don’t lapse Fridays
Tell me why
I don’t lapse Fridays
Tell me why
I don’t lapse
I don’t lapse (Tell me why)
I don’t lapse Fridays
Tell me why
I don’t lapse
I don’t lapse (Tell me why)
I don’t lapse
Tell me why
I don't lapse
I wanna cut-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo me walk in half
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Thanks.
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blimey, I started this thread over 2 years ago and it's still here :dance

welcome back dodgyclaimers, another masterpiece :Applause
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