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DGP1
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Re: Confessions Of A Postman

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Norbert :no no now I've got a brand new web site to visit, so if I don't post for a few day/weeks/month/years then you'll all know why :nervous now off tot the smallest room because.......................the lights better :wink: :nervous :nervous
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Re: Confessions Of A Postman

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disgruntledpostie1 wrote:Norbert :no no now I've got a brand new web site to visit, so if I don't post for a few day/weeks/month/years then you'll all know why :nervous now off tot the smallest room because.......................the lights better :wink: :nervous :nervous
watch out I think Disgruntled is going to have a few stuck keys in his next post/
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Re: Confessions Of A Postman

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disgruntledpostie1 wrote:Norbert :no no now I've got a brand new web site to visit, so if I don't post for a few day/weeks/month/years then you'll all know why :nervous now off tot the smallest room because.......................the lights better :wink: :nervous :nervous
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Re: Confessions Of A Postman

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disgruntledpostie1 wrote:Norbert :no no now I've got a brand new web site to visit, so if I don't post for a few day/weeks/month/years then you'll all know why :nervous now off tot the smallest room because.......................the lights better :wink: :nervous :nervous
Course you will - you've only ever typed with one hand anyway :chuckle :chuckle I've seen the desktop picture don't forget.
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Re: Confessions Of A Postman

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dvbuk55 wrote:
disgruntledpostie1 wrote:Norbert :no no now I've got a brand new web site to visit, so if I don't post for a few day/weeks/month/years then you'll all know why :nervous now off tot the smallest room because.......................the lights better :wink: :nervous :nervous
Course you will - you've only ever typed with one hand anyway :chuckle :chuckle I've seen the desktop picture don't forget.
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http://www.midgetgemsvideo.co.uk/site.html
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Re: Confessions Of A Postman

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Norbs,we need to talk fella :neutral:
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Re: Confessions Of A Postman

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Crap!!!!!!!!! my eyesight is getting worse :cool can I blame Al Gore for inventing the internet or just Norbert for directing me to a slightly dubious site :nervous :nervous
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Re: Confessions Of A Postman

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haha only joined up this year chat so pitty i missed the topic ta mate happened to me parked me van outside and got nicked by one of the lads deliverin in the street,so funny she was old husband worked away goin back 10 years like thers only hope again :arrrghhh
"Some day I will have the bottle to take the money"
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Re: Confessions Of A Postman

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Oh lordy, i have a few tales but seeing as the guilty must be protected i shall just relate the bare details of one instance. Christmas eve, christmas tip, sherry in one hand, mince pie in the other and a very nice lady in my lap. This is what it must feel like to be Santa i thought. The memory just makes those long winter walks just fly by. *<|:-)
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Re: Confessions Of A Postman

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sayin that i did get off with a manager once (lady) met here out with hear mates one sat night got drunk hey hey hey,av been gettin 4 hours SA ever since hahaha :dance
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Confessions Of A Postman

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... as a very handsome gentleman in his late 20's and someone who's been doing the job for the past 10 years, i have never, thats right (never) been propositioned by any bloody bird let alone a SDH.

:sad:

what i would like to know is - Do you lot get any?

Do tell :Very Happy
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Re: SEXY, desperate, housewives...

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:arrrghhh :arrrghhh - POSTMAN and his cream will soon be along :Very Happy :Very Happy
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Re: SEXY, desperate, housewives...

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Birds round her usually have three kids by the time they're my age, and if they're propositioning me, they only want another!

But, propositioning? You should be propositioning them - it'll get you your p45 the next day, but maybe you'll get lucky!
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Re: SEXY, desperate, housewives...

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anTi wrote:... as a very handsome gentleman in his late 20's and someone who's been doing the job for the past 10 years, i have never, thats right (never) been propositioned by any bloody bird let alone a SDH.

:sad:

what i would like to know is - Do you lot get any?

Do tell :Very Happy
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Re: SEXY, desperate, housewives...

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Omar always manages ...................... so you should too :wink:
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