get well soon maddie

[dvbuk55]

Ulster says no!!!!!!!

Anyway I've heard he's immortal and can only be killed by a stake through his heart

I have heard a similar tale but the stake wasn't through the heart - hence the operation - Oh and it wasn't immortal it was immoral

[heresjohnny]

He could go and stay with Mr and Mrs Gaddafi and take Blair,Brown and Milliband with him,then when he feels better go for a walk into the Sahara and head south and not to stop until he reaches Cape Town. if he survives that I hope some big rough Zulu gets hold of him and gives him what for..................................... :mfo

[shadow]

Ulster says no!!!!!!!

Anyway I've heard he's immortal and can only be killed by a stake through his heart

does he have one -

Yes, but he keeps his in a box locked in a secure location only known to a few people

That doesn't look like a heart to me it looks like a lump of crap. That explains a lot of things.He's probably got sh*t for brains as well.

[Jess]

Too much Gay Sex = Enlarged Prostate. This is my diagnosis of Mandy's problem - its all the fault of his Brazilian boyfriend. This is true - I read it on that well known internet site gay-sex-positions.com. I know we shouldn't advertise this web site here, but it's good to know what Mandy is preparing for our prostates. However, I'm not bending over my frame for him. I'll go on strike rather than have my prostate stimulated by that c...