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Mandelson in Hospital

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ade@cambs
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Mandelson in Hospital

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009 ... n-hospital


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The FraudSquad
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Re: Mandelson in Hospital

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who will go first mandy or maggie? hopefully jointly snuff it so they get to spend the rest of eternity together in the burning ring of fire
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Broxi51
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Re: Mandelson in Hospital

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You would have thought that with twice daily checks on his prostate and tonsils that the problem would have surfaced before now.
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Re: Mandelson in Hospital

Post by savo »

Dear mandy,

I sincerely hope its nothing trivial...


:mfo
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Re: Mandelson in Hospital

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:Very Happy Nothing new here then he's always dribbling p--s! My humour has now descended into the toilet bracket,thanks to a certain pair on here. Im going for therapy.
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Re: Mandelson in Hospital

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stokes11eg wrote::Very Happy Nothing new here then he's always dribbling p--s! My humour has now descended into the toilet bracket,thanks to a certain pair on here. Im going for therapy.
recommend cold ice baths :chuckle , enemas and humiliating examinations involving surgical gloves for his treatment - problem is that he'll probably enjoy it .

They'll need a endoscope to find his personalty but that could said for :lfo & :cfo too ! .
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Re: Mandelson in Hospital

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Lord Mandelson is in "good form" after undergoing a routine operation earlier today to deal with a confirmed enlarged arrogance gland. - there changed it to the correct diagnosis.
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Re: Mandelson in Hospital

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singingpostman
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Re: Mandelson in Hospital

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Sorry to disapoint you all but he is not ill, he is just laying low and ducking the sh1t from the freeing of the lockerbie bomber, the guy is a complete tosser.
:mfo
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Re: Mandelson in Hospital

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singingpostman wrote:Sorry to disapoint you all but he is not ill, he is just laying low and ducking the sh1t from the freeing of the lockerbie bomber, the guy is a complete tosser.
:mfo
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Re: Mandelson in Hospital

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I'd make my joke about him being buried at the bottom of a lake but the last time I did I had it deleted :angel but it involves a lot of spitting :whistle
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Re: Mandelson in Hospital

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singingpostman wrote:Sorry to disapoint you all but he is not ill, he is just laying low and ducking the sh1t from the freeing of the lockerbie bomber, the guy is a complete tosser.
:mfo
Could he not just hide from the rock he crawled from!. :mfo
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Re: Mandelson in Hospital

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did they find the brazillian up there? :mfo
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Re: Mandelson in Hospital

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bexhil palace wrote:did they find the brazillian up there? :mfo
Only his nuts but their is plenty in the cabinet!.
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ade@cambs
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Re: Mandelson in Hospital

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The FraudSquad wrote:who will go first mandy or maggie? hopefully jointly snuff it so they get to spend the rest of eternity together in the burning ring of fire
After the op he just had i should think burning ring of fire is the best way to describe it
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