Lonely house husbands

[norbert]

I'm not going to ask what 'Curvy Claire .com is about, but PLEASE, don't give a certain twosome any ideas on how to make an extre buck!!!

the senior one has already been " enterprising " apparently he was the star in one of those " What the Butler Saw " films on those machines you used to get in arcades - there might be more delicate & sensitive souls needing to lie down in a darkened room and receive counseling after seeing that twosome's latest forays into " showbusiness "

As for the RM " swinging lino ' episode , all RM needed to do was take someone in the office , shout at him , he'd be out in 5 minutes , then given that daft manager a b***ocking and it would have been the end of the matter . Instead RM are shown in a bad light all over the papers , you can well imagine the scenarios when people become a laughing stock but that RM's eternal problem - turning storms in a teacup into blockbuster dramas all for brownie points , ticking boxes and impressing people .

[dvbuk55]

with a body like that, no wonder he's a lonely househusband--but hey-- have you been sneaking into my office, and taking photos of my workmates????(Is the Wheelbarrow for transporting his gut around?)

Not his gut - no - remember the pawnbrokers sign?

[dvbuk55]

I'm not going to ask what 'Curvy Claire .com is about, but PLEASE, don't give a certain twosome any ideas on how to make an extre buck!!!

the senior one has already been " enterprising " apparently he was the star in one of those " What the Butler Saw " films on those machines you used to get in arcades - there might be more delicate & sensitive souls needing to lie down in a darkened room and receive counseling after seeing that twosome's latest forays into " showbusiness "

As for the RM " swinging lino ' episode , all RM needed to do was take someone in the office , shout at him , he'd be out in 5 minutes , then given that daft manager a b***ocking and it would have been the end of the matter . Instead RM are shown in a bad light all over the papers , you can well imagine the scenarios when people become a laughing stock but that RM's eternal problem - turning storms in a teacup into blockbuster dramas all for brownie points , ticking boxes and impressing people .

Tell me Norbert, is it the truncheon or the uniform that attracts you to those sort of sites You must now guess which one is dressed as a laydee And to think of all the acting that went into to those old arcade machines and all for 1d (old penny) and what you can get for free on the internet - it's enough to make you gag.

[norbert]

I'm not going to ask what 'Curvy Claire .com is about, but PLEASE, don't give a certain twosome any ideas on how to make an extre buck!!!

the senior one has already been " enterprising " apparently he was the star in one of those " What the Butler Saw " films on those machines you used to get in arcades - there might be more delicate & sensitive souls needing to lie down in a darkened room and receive counseling after seeing that twosome's latest forays into " showbusiness "

As for the RM " swinging lino ' episode , all RM needed to do was take someone in the office , shout at him , he'd be out in 5 minutes , then given that daft manager a b***ocking and it would have been the end of the matter . Instead RM are shown in a bad light all over the papers , you can well imagine the scenarios when people become a laughing stock but that RM's eternal problem - turning storms in a teacup into blockbuster dramas all for brownie points , ticking boxes and impressing people .

Tell me Norbert, is it the truncheon or the uniform that attracts you to those sort of sites You must now guess which one is dressed as a laydee And to think of all the acting that went into to those old arcade machines and all for 1d (old penny) and what you can get for free on the internet - it's enough to make you gag.

just a Google Image Search - " what the butler saw " - the pictures were taken for the 2005 Tower Theatre Calender which sold out as it's just saucy . ( Just giving the photographer proper credit so Hellmail don't do articles going on about intellectual property and/ or getting RMC into trouble )

I'll take your word about the decline in quality from vintage erotica to " gentlemen's interest " sites - if you've seen one , you've seen 'em all

[stokes11eg]

[Pat Ostman]

Not a chance on the estate I deliver to...you want to see some of them I wouldn't touch them with a bargepole...

[NWpostie]

I could understand it, some of the Retards on the Estate I deliver to do look like they come from the last Stone age, the key thing being "Stoned" and out of their head, I suspect the most of the estate share the same DNA.

[norbert]

I could understand it, some of the Retards on the Estate I deliver to do look like they come from the last Stone age, the key thing being "Stoned" and out of their head, I suspect the most of the estate share the same DNA.

more like cracked or coked and their best mate is Billy Whizz - no wonder there's so much shoplifting , burglary and selling dodgy gear , they're cute in some ways

Banner across the road yesterday - " Happy Birthday Nana - 30 Today ! "

[dvbuk55]

I could understand it, some of the Retards on the Estate I deliver to do look like they come from the last Stone age, the key thing being "Stoned" and out of their head, I suspect the most of the estate share the same DNA.

more like cracked or coked and their best mate is Billy Whizz - no wonder there's so much shoplifting , burglary and selling dodgy gear , they're cute in some ways

Banner across the road yesterday - " Happy Birthday Nana - 30 Today ! "

You two don't deliver in Kentucky by any chance I must have led a sheltered life in comparison.

[norbert]

I could understand it, some of the Retards on the Estate I deliver to do look like they come from the last Stone age, the key thing being "Stoned" and out of their head, I suspect the most of the estate share the same DNA.

more like cracked or coked and their best mate is Billy Whizz - no wonder there's so much shoplifting , burglary and selling dodgy gear , they're cute in some ways

Banner across the road yesterday - " Happy Birthday Nana - 30 Today ! "

You two don't deliver in Kentucky by any chance I must have led a sheltered life in comparison.

Parts of Lancashire that are like something out of " Deliverance " or " Straw Dogs " - as one bloke out in the sticks said , it's all right where I live except for the bloke that has to go in the Wicker man .

[DGP1]

I could understand it, some of the Retards on the Estate I deliver to do look like they come from the last Stone age, the key thing being "Stoned" and out of their head, I suspect the most of the estate share the same DNA.

more like cracked or coked and their best mate is Billy Whizz - no wonder there's so much shoplifting , burglary and selling dodgy gear , they're cute in some ways

Banner across the road yesterday - " Happy Birthday Nana - 30 Today ! "

You two don't deliver in Kentucky by any chance I must have led a sheltered life in comparison.

Parts of Lancashire that are like something out of " Deliverance " or " Straw Dogs " - as one bloke out in the sticks said , it's all right where I live except for the bloke that has to go in the Wicker man .

There's some people around here who think The Wicker Man was a documentary
20,000 people and only 10 surnames (at least they keep themselves to themselves).

[dvbuk55]

I could understand it, some of the Retards on the Estate I deliver to do look like they come from the last Stone age, the key thing being "Stoned" and out of their head, I suspect the most of the estate share the same DNA.

more like cracked or coked and their best mate is Billy Whizz - no wonder there's so much shoplifting , burglary and selling dodgy gear , they're cute in some ways

Banner across the road yesterday - " Happy Birthday Nana - 30 Today ! "

You two don't deliver in Kentucky by any chance I must have led a sheltered life in comparison.

Parts of Lancashire that are like something out of " Deliverance " or " Straw Dogs " - as one bloke out in the sticks said , it's all right where I live except for the bloke that has to go in the Wicker man .

There's some people around here who think The Wicker Man was a documentary
20,000 people and only 10 surnames (at least they keep themselves to themselves).

Ding a ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, ding a ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding - Ben Fitzmorris and Morris Fitzben - meet my maw and sister - yep just the one homebody cuz.

[norbert]

I could understand it, some of the Retards on the Estate I deliver to do look like they come from the last Stone age, the key thing being "Stoned" and out of their head, I suspect the most of the estate share the same DNA.

more like cracked or coked and their best mate is Billy Whizz - no wonder there's so much shoplifting , burglary and selling dodgy gear , they're cute in some ways

Banner across the road yesterday - " Happy Birthday Nana - 30 Today ! "

You two don't deliver in Kentucky by any chance I must have led a sheltered life in comparison.

Parts of Lancashire that are like something out of " Deliverance " or " Straw Dogs " - as one bloke out in the sticks said , it's all right where I live except for the bloke that has to go in the Wicker man .

There's some people around here who think The Wicker Man was a documentary
20,000 people and only 10 surnames (at least they keep themselves to themselves).

Ding a ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, ding a ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding - Ben Fitzmorris and Morris Fitzben - meet my maw and sister - yep just the one homebody cuz.

there's people pointing up and saying " big metal bird in the sky " in some parts , they switch the electric generators off at 9 pm .

didn't like it on the bus out there , it was very old fashioned , belonged in a museum , absolutely freezing with wooden slatted seats on a open top deck , very slow ; didn't like the smell of horse sh** & hay either ! , I was bit nervous too as I heard they were into black magic & voodoo .

A railway porter was a hero " South of the Nile " , the yokels had put a wooden bench on the track , he managed to move it just before the London train was due , don't think they liked those posh electric trains , no smoke , soot , steam and cinders - they must have thought it was magic .