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What do you carry on delivery other than mail.

Postal workers discussion forum. Discuss the day to day life in a Blue Shirt.
ldsposti
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Re: What do you carry on delivery other than mail.

Post by ldsposti »

Small hand towel and the main thing betting slips :cfo :cfo :cfo
ashtoninho
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Re: What do you carry on delivery other than mail.

Post by ashtoninho »

anal lube you never know your luck :wink:
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Re: What do you carry on delivery other than mail.

Post by DGP1 »

ashtoninho wrote:anal lube you never know your luck :wink:
You usually need that before you go out :crazy:
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dvbuk55
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Re: What do you carry on delivery other than mail.

Post by dvbuk55 »

disgruntledpostie1 wrote:
ashtoninho wrote:anal lube you never know your luck :wink:
You usually need that before you go out :crazy:
Are you sure that is the right way round? :Very Happy
smarterdarter
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Re: What do you carry on delivery other than mail.

Post by smarterdarter »

disgruntledpostie1 wrote:
ashtoninho wrote:anal lube you never know your luck :wink:
You usually need that before you go out :crazy:
Surely before you go in :shock: :shock: :shock: :Very Happy
KyzaSoze
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Re: What do you carry on delivery other than mail.

Post by KyzaSoze »

missorts,
goneaways (plenty off), - God i wish i boxed my own Duty in rather than F/Timer that doesn't know how to do it..
worries,
mp3 player,
mobile,
money,
bottle of juice,
packet a johnny's - 1 of these days am gonna pump a lonely housewife. Do you fancy comin in for a :cuppa lol only if she's a 7/10 or above
and most of the usual crap other posties have mentioned previously.
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resperin
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Re: What do you carry on delivery other than mail.

Post by resperin »

rofl @ replys :D

trowsers
>lucozade bottle (left pocket)
>keys & wallet (right pocket)
739's (back pocket)
shirt pocket
>pen
>very light mobile phone
stokes11eg
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Re: What do you carry on delivery other than mail.

Post by stokes11eg »

:shock: most of the above, plus a few wipes for my hands--I once went to hold on to a bannister in a block of flats, and my hand was covered in sick!
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Re: What do you carry on delivery other than mail.

Post by brothermagrew »

The hope of a brighter future within our business for tomorrow and beyond :whistle
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stokes11eg
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Re: What do you carry on delivery other than mail.

Post by stokes11eg »

dvbuk55 wrote:
disgruntledpostie1 wrote:
vasiline (skin cracks)
:oops:
Rubber gloves
Handcuffs
Large Truncheon


Skin cracks :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle yeah right
Have you not forgotten the cattle prod? :hmmmm
dvbuk55
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Re: What do you carry on delivery other than mail.

Post by dvbuk55 »

stokes11eg wrote:
dvbuk55 wrote:
disgruntledpostie1 wrote:
vasiline (skin cracks)
:oops:
Rubber gloves
Handcuffs
Large Truncheon


Skin cracks :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle yeah right
Have you not forgotten the cattle prod? :hmmmm
That's attached :wave
razor
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Re: What do you carry on delivery other than mail.

Post by razor »

Just the usual:

iPod
Mobile
Signing book
P739's
Box Keys and bike Key
1 pen
1 Sharpie Marker (for writing on poly bag type packets)
Wallet
Used lazzy bands

Usually have a bottle of drink on my bike and a light rain jacket in my pannier if it looks that way inclined.
stokes11eg
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Re: What do you carry on delivery other than mail.

Post by stokes11eg »

dvbuk55 wrote:
stokes11eg wrote:
dvbuk55 wrote:
disgruntledpostie1 wrote:
vasiline (skin cracks)
:oops:
Rubber gloves
Handcuffs
Large Truncheon


Skin cracks :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle yeah right
Have you not forgotten the cattle prod? :hmmmm
That's attached :wave
ImageFully charged, I hope!
General Mannerheim
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Re: What do you carry on delivery other than mail.

Post by General Mannerheim »

Dark Glasses.
Fake tash and beard.
Trenchcoat.
Inflatable replica postman.
Spare Ammo.
Various fake I.D.
Grenade launcher.
Chaff and Flares.
Anti dog s**t(none slip of course)trainers.
Spare mailbag with 20 gold coins sewn in the hem.
A duck.
The Courier(for toilet paper of course!)
A full pardon from Adam Crozier.
Royal Mail managers.....about as popular as a t.urd in a swimming pool!
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Re: What do you carry on delivery other than mail.

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