Postman's van stolen and then dumped

[dvbuk55]

Non regulation footware but at least he's adopted the correct position

I've lost count of the number of times I've told people to turn the van off when they get out of the drivers seat (not to mention telling them to do the van checks) because you'll get sacked if you get caught.

I presume you mean his head in a box

Must not respond ........................................ah hell, it's great when you have your head in a box

Here we go with all these innuendos,well I'm not falling for it and will give it the bums rush.

Stop right there stokesy with the smutty talk, you'll get dgp in a lather mentioning bums I knew he wouldn't be able to resist

[stokes11eg]

[DGP1]

[stokes11eg]

See your plasterd again. D.G.P.

[k979aaa]

Why do they do it though do they think they are at LE MANS and may not get the car/van started in front of the other fifty or so driver's!.

[Jennifer]

How dare someone take a vehicle that has been left unlocked, with the keys in the ignition & lots of potentially valuable mail inside. Doh! Let's see what the DSM has to say about this eh? hee hee

[dvbuk55]

How dare someone take a vehicle that has been left unlocked, with the keys in the ignition & lots of potentially valuable mail inside. Doh! Let's see what the DSM has to say about this eh? hee hee

Of course it didn't help that someone had written "Steal Me" in the dirt on the back of the vehicle

[BELIAL]

Shouldn't wait too long ,DSM has more than likely been suspended for tampering with the Queens mail,and i ain't talking Mandy for once

[stokes11eg]

no. mandy would only tamper with the Queens males!