you couldnt make this up

[bigsharkboy]

this friday our dom walked around our office having his cosy huddles asking staff if they could suggest venues locally to hold a talent show as his boss

hello mr dave schofield :cfo :lfo

reckons morale is so low its about time they were rewarded with a talent show

we all thought it was a piss take but he was serious

here we are on the brink of a national dispute the 1st in 11 yrs and hes trying to organise a feckin talent show

like i said only in royal mail you couldnt make this s**t up

it will take more than a talent show to raise morale in our office
what fecking planet are these numptys on

i reckon mr schofield want to be the next simon cowell
with idiots like this in charge

we are all doomed

:lfo :cfo :lfo :cfo

[vigilante]

mate that w*****r came to us and said in wtll,
well u know if you don't like driving perhaps its not for u and if you don't like the job more or less f***k off.
nice bit of work the clammy handed shite.

[bigsharkboy]

he told us that royal mail is one big family and he looks on us as his brothers and sisters when we nearly walked out 12 months ago wot a prick

:lfo :cfo

any of u guys come across mr schofield

hes comes from up north (newcastle i guess by accent)

[vigilante]

yeah i think he comes from middlesborough
but he must be a black sheep cause he is a complete c**t

[bigsharkboy]

yeah i think he comes from middlesborough
but he must be a black sheep cause he is a complete c**t

i second that cornish

how does this guy sleep at night

the only thing i like is our managers are s**t scared of him and you should see the panic in there eyes when he decides to make a visit

anybody from middlesborough here that can throw some dirt on him in our direction
cheers in advance

:cfo :cfo :cfo :cfo :cfo :lfo :lfo :lfo :lfo :lfo :lfo :lfo

[ROCKY]

talent show why dont you all work on a disapearing act for friday

[bigsharkboy]

and reappear on the picket line

:cfo :lfo

as far as disappearing acts go will ask alan and adam where our profits have gone

its magic

[smokerjim]

and reappear on the picket line

:cfo :lfo

as far as disappearing acts go will ask alan and adam where our profits have gone

its magic

"You'll hate this; quite a lot, but you'll get stitched up for it."

[Wilbur Spoons]

Haha that would be fookin ace. Walk into work with a magic box, all the staff go inside and you open the curtain with a big TA DAAAA! 'Where have they gone?' you ask, then tell them to look outside!

Then saw the DOM in half!

[smokerjim]

Then saw the DOM in half!

Feck it, I'd do that now! Where's me chainsaw? ( getting visions of Bruce Campbell in Evil Dead III )

[waffler]

this friday our dom walked around our office having his cosy huddles asking staff if they could suggest venues locally to hold a talent show as his boss

hello mr dave schofield :cfo :lfo

reckons morale is so low its about time they were rewarded with a talent show

we all thought it was a piss take but he was serious

here we are on the brink of a national dispute the 1st in 11 yrs and hes trying to organise a feckin talent show

like i said only in royal mail you couldnt make this s**t up

it will take more than a talent show to raise morale in our office
what fecking planet are these numptys on

i reckon mr schofield want to be the next simon cowell
with idiots like this in charge

we are all doomed

:lfo :cfo :lfo :cfo

Hows about a couple of your lads put some specs on and sing that alternative version of (I'm Gonna Be) 500 Miles thats on here somewhere with it's 'Allan Leighton Where's me pay rise' chorus sure that would go down well. . . . :lfo

[Anal Leighton]

Frig me! Dave Schofield was Area Manager in Brum for a while till he got shunted sideways. Nice to know the old fella's still alive and kicking *drips with the sarcasm*

[the beautiful bd south]

the nations got talent "no post but talent"

[cruisey]

Feck me, talent shows in the postal service. Par for the course cos they've got a circus already, starring crozier and melvin as the clowns and leighton as the ringmaster

[smokerjim]

this friday our dom walked around our office having his cosy huddles asking staff if they could suggest venues locally to hold a talent show as his boss

hello mr dave schofield :cfo :lfo

reckons morale is so low its about time they were rewarded with a talent show

we all thought it was a piss take but he was serious

here we are on the brink of a national dispute the 1st in 11 yrs and hes trying to organise a feckin talent show

like i said only in royal mail you couldnt make this s**t up

it will take more than a talent show to raise morale in our office
what fecking planet are these numptys on

i reckon mr schofield want to be the next simon cowell
with idiots like this in charge

we are all doomed

:lfo :cfo :lfo :cfo

What are the odds that if a screw takes part he wins - no matter how woeful he is? If the odds are shorter than 5000/1 on, I'll have my pay rise on it! ( be the only way I can live on the offered pay rise )