Strangest thing I found was a selection of what are best called "Marital Aids"! Open plan Army Quarters, saw the packet at a distance lying on the grass. As I got closer my first guess was confirmed ( I've seen pictures of these things on the backs of magazines! Not that I've ever bought any of course!!) Still had the preformed packaging attached. All I can think of was some horny squaddy suggested to his missus she might like to try them out. She blew a gasket and lobbed them out of the bedroom window! I did consider knocking on the door and asking her if she'd lost something but thought better of it.
Like all Wage Slaves, he had two crosses to bear: The people he worked for and the people he worked with! (Stephen Vizinczey.)
Timelord wrote:Today, I went to a door and at the side of the step there was a pile of several little tranparent plastic bags containing dogs pooh!! and recently I've come across a couple of dirty nappies (ok, they were rolled up neatly at least and they were gone the next day). It just makes me wonder what possesses some one to leave stuff like this on the step where anyone could turn up and see it - even if it's put there just for a short time, it seems odd to me!!
Just wondered what things other posties come across on the doorstep?
Parcels
how funny and true is that,although i never do it.
As I do a rural I dont usually find any of the bad things you chaps have found.The most exciting thing for me is mice,sheep and cow turds,dirty wellies,geese(that want to kill you) and once i found a double barrelled shotgun,although the farmer let me have a few shots of it when he came round the corner and saw me staring at it.
Are they still there? I thought they hadn't been sent out for a while now.
still getting them here - usually on Saturdays
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A dead woman - and I am not kidding - apparently she died of old age and no one noticed till I got there next day. Not on that duty any more.
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TrueBlueTerrier wrote:A dead woman - and I am not kidding - apparently she died of old age and no one noticed till I got there next day. Not on that duty any more.
One of the guys at my work found a dead person as well,he saw a pair of legs poking out of the doorway .Threw the mail through the open door thinking he was just drunk and asleep as it was a saturday morning.Just as well he did'nt look around the door as the guy has blown his head off with a shotgun!!
Not long back I found a stack of about a dozen boxes of adult nappies left outside someones door by a non RM courier. At the wrong address. Should have been delivered to an address several streets away.
Just spilt stain-remover down my shirt. Now how do I get that out?
woofwoof wrote:needles ,condoms , pedo lives here in spray paint on the walls ,big f@@king dogs,slippery tiles, s**t & piss,thats before i get in the broken gate that was blocked with the heaviest wheelie bin for the day (oh and i forgot a pen to really make the day )
NAP then if gate wont open. I had one today with padlock on gate so post writ off. Phuqem
Timelord wrote:Today, I went to a door and at the side of the step there was a pile of several little tranparent plastic bags containing dogs pooh!! and recently I've come across a couple of dirty nappies (ok, they were rolled up neatly at least and they were gone the next day). It just makes me wonder what possesses some one to leave stuff like this on the step where anyone could turn up and see it - even if it's put there just for a short time, it seems odd to me!!
Just wondered what things other posties come across on the doorstep?
Parcels
how funny and true is that,although i never do it.
Me neither ......no...really.....I wouldnt dream of it. (it was my reserve,your honour)
Yesterday I was following an old guy up the street and kept stopping and emtying cans of cat meat out on people's doorsteps! I asked what he was doing and just casually said"I feed animals"!
Imagine stepping out the door into a pile of cat food, especially if you don't own a cat!! Nutter
muzzy wrote:Yesterday I was following an old guy up the street and kept stopping and emtying cans of cat meat out on people's doorsteps! I asked what he was doing and just casually said"I feed animals"!
Imagine stepping out the door into a pile of cat food, especially if you don't own a cat!! Nutter
Reminds me of the story about the guy who was pissed off with his neighbours cat, who kept crapping in his garden. He picked the crap up, wrapped it up in tissue, put it on his neighbours doorstep, set fire to it, rung the doorbell and ran away.
The women next door opened the door, saw the fire and tried to stamp it out! Wearing her big fluffy slippers!
Like all Wage Slaves, he had two crosses to bear: The people he worked for and the people he worked with! (Stephen Vizinczey.)
TrueBlueTerrier wrote:Nappies not rolled or folded and used
Fridges
Hypos
A drunk
Car Parts
Dead Cat
Remains of a BBQ with beer cans strewn everywhere
Vomit being eaten by pigeons
and on one occasion found the remains of a burnt out caravan on someone's drive
I think everyone knows what sort of estate I do.
I know, St George's Hill just ain't what it used to be. Shocking decline, why even John Terry's seen fit to move out!
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
Open plan Army Quarters, saw the packet at a distance lying on the grass. As I got closer my first guess was confirmed ( I've seen pictures of these things on the backs of magazines! Not that I've ever bought any of course!!) Still had the preformed packaging attached. All I can think of was some horny squaddy suggested to his missus she might like to try them out. 
She blew a gasket and lobbed them out of the bedroom window! I did consider knocking on the door and asking her if she'd lost something but thought better of it. 
