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jogga
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Joined: 24 Jun 2007, 17:04

Re: safety glasses

Post by jogga »

Sorry folks I’m afraid it was my very poor attempt at an April fools joke, please forgive me. lol
I bet there has been quite a few jokes pulled in offices up and down the country today, maybe even worse than mine.
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brothermagrew
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Joined: 06 Aug 2007, 16:38
Gender: Male
Location: Shares a border with England to the south.

Re: safety glasses

Post by brothermagrew »

jogga wrote:Sorry folks I’m afraid it was my very poor attempt at an April fools joke, please forgive me. lol
I bet there has been quite a few jokes pulled in offices up and down the country today, maybe even worse than mine.
:hmmmm Have heard through the grapevine that you may be transfered to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch for your troubles :shock:
"Today’s workplace has become heartless and soulless. Employees are seen as units of labour, automatons, functionaries, objects for achieving designated tasks, and as costs to be minimised."
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Stormproof
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Joined: 07 Jul 2007, 21:03
Gender: Female

Re: safety glasses

Post by Stormproof »

brothermagrew wrote:
jogga wrote:Sorry folks I’m afraid it was my very poor attempt at an April fools joke, please forgive me. lol
I bet there has been quite a few jokes pulled in offices up and down the country today, maybe even worse than mine.
:hmmmm Have heard through the grapevine that you may be transfered to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch for your troubles :shock:


Brother I bet you copied & pasted that :whistle
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DGP1
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Joined: 07 Jun 2007, 20:39
Gender: Male
Location: Terminus

Re: safety glasses

Post by DGP1 »

k66yla wrote:
brothermagrew wrote:
jogga wrote:Sorry folks I’m afraid it was my very poor attempt at an April fools joke, please forgive me. lol
I bet there has been quite a few jokes pulled in offices up and down the country today, maybe even worse than mine.
:hmmmm Have heard through the grapevine that you may be transfered to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch for your troubles :shock:


Brother I bet you copied & pasted that :whistle
I tried saying it but only succeeded in spitting all over my computer :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
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brothermagrew
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Gender: Male
Location: Shares a border with England to the south.

Re: safety glasses

Post by brothermagrew »

k66yla wrote:
brothermagrew wrote:
jogga wrote:Sorry folks I’m afraid it was my very poor attempt at an April fools joke, please forgive me. lol
I bet there has been quite a few jokes pulled in offices up and down the country today, maybe even worse than mine.
:hmmmm Have heard through the grapevine that you may be transfered to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch for your troubles :shock:


Brother I bet you copied & pasted that :whistle
:shock: :shock: :shock: Who me! drunk or sober this is how I would pronounce it :whistle :whistle http://www.anglesey-history.co.uk/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
"Today’s workplace has become heartless and soulless. Employees are seen as units of labour, automatons, functionaries, objects for achieving designated tasks, and as costs to be minimised."
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TeeferTiger
EX ROYAL MAIL
Posts: 2783
Joined: 22 Dec 2008, 13:56
Gender: Female
Location: Welsh Wales

Re: safety glasses

Post by TeeferTiger »

brothermagrew wrote:
jogga wrote:Sorry folks I’m afraid it was my very poor attempt at an April fools joke, please forgive me. lol
I bet there has been quite a few jokes pulled in offices up and down the country today, maybe even worse than mine.
:hmmmm Have heard through the grapevine that you may be transfered to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch for your troubles :shock:
Or Llanfair P.G. as we say up here lol

Besides, I believe it's delivered from the Bangor hub which is a little easier to say inneh!
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pinstripe
Posts: 2474
Joined: 25 May 2007, 16:42
Gender: Male
Location: 2 left turns from reality

Re: safety glasses

Post by pinstripe »

Usually after banding up, my arms and wrists look like a suicidal heroin addict's. If RM are spending £1m per year on these bands can't they spend an extra 50p and get some decent ones? Oh, and some decent boots that last longer than a week and some waterproof that are actually waterproof. If they are short of cash I know where they can get some plasma screen t.v's that are hardly used, I'm sure they'd get a few quid for them on eBay.
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Pinky 1
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Joined: 01 Mar 2009, 11:38
Gender: Male
Location: Wales

Re: safety glasses

Post by Pinky 1 »

brothermagrew wrote:
jogga wrote:Sorry folks I’m afraid it was my very poor attempt at an April fools joke, please forgive me. lol
I bet there has been quite a few jokes pulled in offices up and down the country today, maybe even worse than mine.
:hmmmm Have heard through the grapevine that you may be transfered to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch for your troubles :shock:

Don't send him up here brother ....we've already got more than our fair share of idiots :chuckle :chuckle
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brothermagrew
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Joined: 06 Aug 2007, 16:38
Gender: Male
Location: Shares a border with England to the south.

Re: safety glasses

Post by brothermagrew »

Pinky 1 wrote:
brothermagrew wrote:
jogga wrote:Sorry folks I’m afraid it was my very poor attempt at an April fools joke, please forgive me. lol
I bet there has been quite a few jokes pulled in offices up and down the country today, maybe even worse than mine.
:hmmmm Have heard through the grapevine that you may be transfered to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch for your troubles :shock:

Don't send him up here brother ....we've already got more than our fair share of idiots :chuckle :chuckle
Now are you quite sure about that, because I got to thinking :hmmmm :hmmmm a fortnight stuck up on Cadair Idris would cure him of his prankish ways. And yes, I've walked that walk many moons ago.
"Today’s workplace has become heartless and soulless. Employees are seen as units of labour, automatons, functionaries, objects for achieving designated tasks, and as costs to be minimised."
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TeeferTiger
EX ROYAL MAIL
Posts: 2783
Joined: 22 Dec 2008, 13:56
Gender: Female
Location: Welsh Wales

Re: safety glasses

Post by TeeferTiger »

pinstripe wrote:Usually after banding up, my arms and wrists look like a suicidal heroin addict's. If RM are spending £1m per year on these bands can't they spend an extra 50p and get some decent ones? Oh, and some decent boots that last longer than a week and some waterproof that are actually waterproof. If they are short of cash I know where they can get some plasma screen t.v's that are hardly used, I'm sure they'd get a few quid for them on eBay.
I said that in an email to the cwu a while back. Basically, why don't you do something useful and fight for a better uniform for us instead of the ice skating shoes we've got and coats that are far from storm proof.

All I got was subscribed to a newsletter I didn't want.
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