Managers dress code

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 25 Mar 2009, 18:40

He looks like a lineo with a pouch on the opposite shoulder, and despite the weight of the bag making him lean over he says "Its only 10 kilos what you complaining about"

Stormproof · Post by **Stormproof** » 25 Mar 2009, 19:17

bandit650 wrote:Our managers have a dress code of their own,Mondays we have stripes,white base with black and red stripes all 6 are the same,Tuesdays we have a plain blue that's the norm,Wednesdays we have the all black look by Thursday we are onto the pink,Friday we have these large patten shirts that shout at you,the weekend we think they all phone each other to get the all over matching wide stripe look,all have dark trousers reminds me of C&A man and what makes it worse we have one that still irons like he's in the army one that has not worked out that his iron needs to be plugged in to work and the others have smart ironed shirts but look like they could all do with a shower and a shave.The aftershave is very cheap and makes your eyes sting also causes people to sneeze.

I'm sure you and I work in the same office, unless its an area thing

bandit650 · Post by **bandit650** » 25 Mar 2009, 19:18

k979aaa wrote:Hang on where is his other hand?.

Answers to that one could be endless!

Post by **Carnoustie** » 25 Mar 2009, 20:33

k979aaa wrote:
Three guesses what the W is for

After the day I've had trying to reason with a particularly dim one, that was bloody quality k979aaa !!!
That's one image (and question) that's getting passed around the office tonight

Cheered me right up !

brothermagrew · Post by **brothermagrew** » 25 Mar 2009, 20:40

k979aaa wrote:
disgruntledpostie1 wrote:
madelin4 wrote:
disgruntledpostie1 wrote:I take it that managers don't have to dress properly anymore because mine has taken to coming in looking like he's about to go to the airport for a holiday
Can they really look that good???? Id say thats not a pretty site!!
And he's taken to wearing hoops which are very unflattering for someone so round

Although I don't if he won't fall down
Three guesses what the W is for

Wal-Mart!

k979aaa · Post by **k979aaa** » 25 Mar 2009, 20:49

brothermagrew wrote:
k979aaa wrote:
disgruntledpostie1 wrote:
madelin4 wrote:
disgruntledpostie1 wrote:I take it that managers don't have to dress properly anymore because mine has taken to coming in looking like he's about to go to the airport for a holiday
Can they really look that good???? Id say thats not a pretty site!!
And he's taken to wearing hoops which are very unflattering for someone so round

Although I don't if he won't fall down
Three guesses what the W is for

Wal-Mart!

Well it ani't woolworths.

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 25 Mar 2009, 21:00

Well it ani't woolworths.

With the way things will go if we get sold of to TNT that might not be too far from the truth

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 25 Mar 2009, 21:01

Walla-walla - The unintelligent sound of a bunch of people talking at once.

Now we know the official term for the sound of managers

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 25 Mar 2009, 21:03

Weapon - A person who is an absolute idiot and thick as a plank

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 25 Mar 2009, 21:04

Whatever McDonalds Worker! - If you think someone is really stupid and the only place they could get a job would be macdonalds. (Also if you want you can make a W then a M then another W with your fingers.)

k979aaa · Post by **k979aaa** » 25 Mar 2009, 21:25

It is wobbly leighton on his last days and he is extracting a little sh*t out of his arse :cfo: and that is why his hand is missing to get rid of a gobsh*te from a gobsh*te must be like splitting the atom!.

carpbarbel · Post by **carpbarbel** » 26 Mar 2009, 17:09

ours comes to work unshaven and beads round his neck with no tie, then comments on workers not wearing full iniform

norbert · Post by **norbert** » 26 Mar 2009, 17:28

Grantyboy wrote:when u become a manager u get you £50 for my byrite, and you are instructed to purchase 1x pink shirt (short sleeve preferably) 1x pair of polyester slacks 1x brown lofas

you then parade round the office like you own it and also sweat profusley so its visible on your back.

Mr Byrite , C&A

, those bespoke High Class Gentlemen's Outfitters - bit classy that for RM ? - Primark , Charity Shops , Sally Army , Boot Sales would surely be the option ?

Cologne ? - that's a bit posh too , Harpic , Toilet Duck etc would be de rigeur for some RM managers , though I'm more used to alcohol fumes & the smell of b/s emanating from some managers .

norbert · Post by **norbert** » 26 Mar 2009, 17:33

carpbarbel wrote:ours comes to work unshaven and beads round his neck with no tie, then comments on workers not wearing full iniform

he might not be allowed to have razor blades or other sharp objects and he's had his tie and belt taken from him

- it's certainly a case of the lunatics running the asylum , that's for sure .

bandit650 · Post by **bandit650** » 27 Mar 2009, 17:37

How about.

Wee
Willie
Winky

ROYALMAILCHAT

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