Postman promises payback

[TrueBlueTerrier]

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A local island postman said his next encounter with a deer that knocked him off his bike will not bode well for the deer

Postman Peder Jeppesen was completing his delivery route on the tiny island of Lyø, south of Funen, when two deer knocked him off his bicycle.

Fyns Amts Avis newspaper reports that the postman was cycling quite fast down a hill when the animals suddenly jumped out in front of him.

The next thing I remember was lying on the ground,’ said Jeppesen, who was left injured and bleeding from the collision.

Despite his broken collarbone, he made it to a neighbouring house and delivered the last of the mail, before being given a lift home.

None of the 130 residents on the six kilometre square island have seen the offending animals since the incident, although one shouldn’t be too hard to spot – judging by the amount of hide left behind in the handlebars of the bike.

[DGP1]

Was he wearing his Hi-Viz vest becasue if he was then how come the deer didn't see him

[Throgg]

The first question his manager will ask is, "were you wearing Royal Mail issue shoes?"

[k979aaa]

The manager will conduct him for if he was peddling fast enough he the deer and the bike would all be dead so he was not performing too the maximum!. Maybe we should send the lumberjack :lfo after it or the deer hunter :mfo (Dear sir lord) or even Bambi :cfo .

[BELIAL]

Like any good delivery postie ,he should have remembered ," the buck stops here'

[BELIAL]

Maybe he just cycled into a rutt?

[k979aaa]

Did he hit it in the dark it could be a stag night.

[BELIAL]

Deffo an elk and safety issue. I'm losing hart. Doe

[baldrick]

Deffo an elk and safety issue. I'm losing hart. Doe

Oh deer

[springs]

was he doing deer2deer delivery ?