First Line Fix - get it now!

[dave7634]

Just some info for you all.

I was unsure in our office whether First Line Fix (FLF) still existed so I emailed Allan Leighton. Below is his response. Make sure you email him if your office has not had this like ours.

"Hi Dave

Thanks for your email

First Line Fix is set to remain in the new financial year and although
there will be some accounting changes to accommodate the new regional
structure - units should receive their allocation as before.

We are always seeking to review and refine our programme and we will
discuss potential developments in due course with the new Chairman in order
to ensure the budget is used in a way that reflects the needs of our people
whilst continuing to support business priorities. If in the interim you can
let me have details of units where there is a misunderstanding about the
continuation of FLF I will follow this up with the management teams
concerned.

Kind regards

Allan"

[NewPostieUK]

What on earth is first line fix?

[General Mannerheim]

What on earth is first line fix?

Welllllll it`s where you go to the local offy and ask one of the various scruffbag/chav element if he`s got any draw etc.
If he doesn`t knife you then you might be onto a winner,you then hand over a tenner or 20 quid if it`s good s**t and take it home, you then place the white stuff on a kitchen top and roll up the courier and snort the powder up your nose.Thus a first line fix...with a bit of luck you might like it so much that you become dependant on it....then Royal Mail promote you to Area Manager and you get to use the mens `special` washroom.
Or is it something else? Either way I don`t give a s**t as we never get it anyway.