Retribution

smokerjim · Post by **smokerjim** » 19 Jun 2007, 22:13

What tricks do you have to get your own back on arsey customers? I only ask 'cos I want something to think about as I deliver to / go past one particular address. The reason? About 2 or so months back, I dropped at this particular address, as usual, only to have the woman come out shouting & calling me all the c*nts under the sun, saying a letter had been misdelivered the other day, I'm desperately apologising & trying to get a word in edgeways, so I could explain, that it probably happened on my day off ( true ), but she totally ignored me, carried on gobbing off as she walked back into her gaff....her attitude totally ruined that day & most of the following week & still bugs me when I think about it - I don't mind taking the s**t for someone else, but I like to have the right to reply & maybe win the customer around later.

Oh yeah, the real kicker is, the misdelivered letter was for next door, approximately 6 yards walk from her gaff.

So, what would you do? I am still considering a "flaming jobbie", but all ideas gratefully recieved, if not acted on

KawasakiKid · Post by **KawasakiKid** » 19 Jun 2007, 22:24

Be sympathetic!!!!! It's most prob PMT, Nuerosis or some other womans trouble (I mean this in a luvvin' carin' diversity trained way ladies)--------A Konsidered KWAK

L Tommo · Post by **L Tommo** » 19 Jun 2007, 23:10

A packet of warm shite would do for starters!!!! CORRECTLY ADDRESSED OF COURSE!!!

OUT

DELIVERED WITH A GRIMACE!!!!

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 19 Jun 2007, 23:14

I find if you smile sweetly and be nice to them then it makes them more annoyed (feels great)

smokerjim · Post by **smokerjim** » 20 Jun 2007, 17:50

Kwak, I would say that she was menopausal if not past that stage ( going by her age ), and I'm not in the business of taking shite, 'cos someone else is having a bad day.

Tommo, a flaming jobbie, is shite ( the jobbie - human or animal ) wrapped in newspaper or paper bag, placed on the doorstep & lit, hastily followed by a ring of the doorbell and a rapid exit, stage left....the idea being that contestant No1, sees this bag burning on their doorstep & insticntively thinks of putting it out by stamping on it.....

dp1 - I would do that, but I'd never even seen anyone from the property up to that point & no one since....even though I regularly drop there including 4-5 items from Play.com every week!

ROCKY · Post by **ROCKY** » 20 Jun 2007, 19:26

just kill of any mail for her that is not completly correctly addressed

smokerjim · Post by **smokerjim** » 20 Jun 2007, 19:31

ROCKY wrote:just kill of any mail for her that is not completly correctly addressed

Now that I do like - long term, to the rules, pedantic, petty & little or no chance of any comeback....cheers Rocky

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mdtomuk · Post by **mdtomuk** » 20 Jun 2007, 19:43

SHE WAS PROBABLY NUTS!!!

ROYALMAILCHAT

Retribution

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Yeh ..

CARE IN THE COMUNITY.