What type of customers annoy you most

[majeed]

Handed mail over to a customer the other day, he said 'I don't want them if they are bill's', I said 'Bill has already had his mail', he gave me a blank look, that one obviously went straight over his head

He would have looked even more blank if you said "bill has already had his mail and the pie truck was behind me"

Eh? Even I don't get that one....(?)

BIILy HAYES!.

All clear now!

[jaylime]

old women going oo oo when your halfway down the street thats when i turn into linford christie(and yes i have a big cock aswell)

[k979aaa]

old women going oo oo when your halfway down the street thats when i turn into linford christie(and yes i have a big cock aswell)

So does adam :cfo he is stood next to him :lfo .

[majeed]

old women going oo oo when your halfway down the street thats when i turn into linford christie(and yes i have a big cock aswell)

So does adam :cfo he is stood next to him :lfo .

That was rough! Oooh! Oooh!

[POSTMAN]

majeed,where ya been?

[majeed]

majeed,where ya been?

I got peed off with someone on the forums. Sorry. Nice to be back. I missed you too.

[Stormproof]

majeed,where ya been?

I got peed off with someone on the forums. Sorry. Nice to be back. I missed you too.

Who, Who??? I like to be nosey
Oh yeah, and Welcome back

[DGP1]

majeed,where ya been?

I got peed off with someone on the forums. Sorry. Nice to be back. I missed you too.

Who, Who??? I like to be nosey
Oh yeah, and Welcome back

It was a post several months ago which was a bit out of line, I believe I flagged it up (of course I may have meant to and forgot ).

[majeed]

majeed,where ya been?

I got peed off with someone on the forums. Sorry. Nice to be back. I missed you too.

Who, Who??? I like to be nosey
Oh yeah, and Welcome back

It was a post several months ago which was a bit out of line, I believe I flagged it up (of course I may have meant to and forgot ).

Thanks disgruntled. I'm very sensitive, as everyone in my district knows: they all treat me gently, including my manager. They're a good bunch.

[TrueBlueTerrier]

and yes i have a big cock aswell

Annoying buggers they are always starting crowing at dawn - better off in a salad or stew.

[stokes11eg]

People not finding there keys is a good example, i often say to them in my cheeky voice " you wouldn't last long in a fire"

I used to collect from a house which ran a business within. I called every day and yet they used to have the door locked and you'd ring the ruddy bell and then hear them run downstairs. Through that wobbly glass you'd see them fumbling with a bunch of keys that a jailer would be proud of and then they'd shout, "Just a minute!" while you're freezing to death or getting p*ss wet through on the other side!

I have one woman, (Always rude) who persists in leaving a number of alternative addresses telling me where she MIGHT be when I am delivering packets--expecting me to run round all the doors! If she wasn't as rude as she is. I would make the effort, but no chance wit her attitude1

[ar26]

Tight ones who do unofficial redirections, usually from one end of the country to the other.
Complain the mail is wet when you look like a drowned rat
complain there mail is late when they're waiting for their giro ( thought no one got giro's anymore )
complain they no longer get thier mail before they go to work ( how many years is it now )
complain about misposted items when they have no house numbers
oh and the best one was a lady who whilst I was doing a special to her neighbour asked if she could have her mail, I tried to explain she couldn't as my van was full and I didn't know where it was and even if I did I couldn't get to it due to it being in the middle and out of reach till I had delivered some.
Hanging baskets just at forehead height
People washing cars on the drive when it's freezing
people who take offence when they offer to take the special delivery for thier neighbour and you tell them they can't and explain why ( the look of rejection on thier faces )
The ones that can't understand that we sometimes make mistakes and post them the wrong mail
The ones who think it's our fault we don't sell stamps
the ones who complain we keep delivering mail for the old occupier repeatably ( despite being told we have to )
Little children who ask " what you doing "
Teenagers who ask "is you're name Pat " really funny
People with " no junk mail please " stickers how do we know what they think is junk plus we have to deliver all mail regardless
People who complain there special is late even though it isn't.
People who complain about other parcel delivery companies to us
people who complain they don't have any mail even though they are not expecting anything

However most are really nice people and a pleasure to deliver to even if they don't tip at Christmas.

[Thorby Bislam]

My apologies for the vulgarity, but the thing that annoys me more than anything else is customers letting their dogs s**t in the street. I've got a pretty reasonable walk, all things considered. Of course, there are some of the minor irritants that have already mentioned, but even so it's far better than a lot of others. Except for one thing. Dog s**t everywhere. And I do mean EVERYWHERE. You would have to see it to believe it.

I'm not talking about the occasional turd. Oh, no, that wouldn't matter. I'm talking about both sides of every street being liberally smeared and befouled with dog s**t. Not in the gutter. On the pavement. And as often as not, directly outside the gates. Different sizes and amounts of s**t. Liquid s**t is the worst. the smell in summer is indescribable.

And I think the worst aspect is that I have to be constantly alert, looking out for s**t, so that I dont stand in it or run the bike through it. I sympathise with the householders who want their gate shutting. If I lived in a shitty area like that, I'd want my gate shutting too.

And get this. There is one address that doesn't let their dog out to s**t in the street. Their dog's toilet is the garden and their gate is always shut. But they never clear it up. NEVER. There is s**t in their garden that's been there all year. I really have to pick my way carefully when walking down the path to the front door. The guy was leaning out of an upstairs window, a couple of months back and he asked me to shut his gate. I asked him to clean his dog s**t up. But he hasn't.

By now, you probably think I'm exaggerating. I'm not.

[andybfc]

My apologies for the vulgarity, but the thing that annoys me more than anything else is customers letting their dogs s**t in the street. I've got a pretty reasonable walk, all things considered. Of course, there are some of the minor irritants that have already mentioned, but even so it's far better than a lot of others. Except for one thing. Dog s**t everywhere. And I do mean EVERYWHERE. You would have to see it to believe it.

I'm not talking about the occasional turd. Oh, no, that wouldn't matter. I'm talking about both sides of every street being liberally smeared and befouled with dog s**t. Not in the gutter. On the pavement. And as often as not, directly outside the gates. Different sizes and amounts of s**t. Liquid s**t is the worst. the smell in summer is indescribable.

And I think the worst aspect is that I have to be constantly alert, looking out for s**t, so that I dont stand in it or run the bike through it. I sympathise with the householders who want their gate shutting. If I lived in a shitty area like that, I'd want my gate shutting too.

And get this. There is one address that doesn't let their dog out to s**t in the street. Their dog's toilet is the garden and their gate is always shut. But they never clear it up. NEVER. There is s**t in their garden that's been there all year. I really have to pick my way carefully when walking down the path to the front door. The guy was leaning out of an upstairs window, a couple of months back and he asked me to shut his gate. I asked him to clean his dog s**t up. But he hasn't.

By now, you probably think I'm exaggerating. I'm not.

I wouldn't bother attempting delivery.

[ar26]

Re the street full of dog turd. I used to work for Scottish & Newcastle and the dreys would refuse to deliver to certain pubs as the owners had dogs that used the yards at the back as a toilet - they sited Health & safety, nothing to do with dogs being lose just the fact there was dog turds there. Might be worth getting your DOM to put a complaint into the local council.