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Anyone had any Xmas kisses?
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NWpostie
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Re: Anyone had any Xmas kisses?
I hear Banjo duels and rednecks "Deliverence" stylee !
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smokerjim
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Re: Anyone had any Xmas kisses?
Ask anyone at Sevenoaks DO, and they'd tell you that I'm not fussy ( gotta be breathing, female and over 16.....and except for the last, I'm prepared to compromise ), but for the two super mega fuglys above.....?disgruntledpostie1 wrote:
Yes, yes I would - maybe not like a fanny rat up a drainpipe, but I still would go where no man has tried going near before!
I don't suppose your mouth bleeds every 28 days, does it?
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greynut
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Re: Anyone had any Xmas kisses?
norbert wrote: Calender for next year boys !
I ve been seeing someone for over 6 years now. Thing is shes a pain in the arse, always keeps me waiting and no one likes her. But shes cheap and apparently keeps me in my job.
Her name....??? Miss sorts.
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dvbuk55
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Re: Anyone had any Xmas kisses?
norbert wrote: Calender for next year boys !
They're all ready for the Donkey Punch - that is the best position for this group of plugs.
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Thorby Bislam
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Re: Anyone had any Xmas kisses?
Inspector Mor(o)se, more like.POSTMAN wrote:Thorby Bislam wrote:POSTMAN wrote:I still aint had nuffin!!POSTMAN wrote:It aint fair
the amount of times i've.......................
One of these statements is incorrect.POSTMAN wrote:I've somehow got 2 sorta milfs....
It's a bit worrying,one wont stop making inuendos when i deliver to her,and one in a small high st who has gone into another shop and left me £30.00 worth of Calvin Klein aftershave and smellies(told the missus it was from a firm) and has basically told the owner that she wants to bang me.
U inspector feckin clouseau ??
In dem days i wanted it now i'm not so sure
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norbert
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Re: Anyone had any Xmas kisses?
this one will keep a eye on Smoker JimNWpostie wrote:I hear Banjo duels and rednecks "Deliverence" stylee !
, I think he's already got there first with these two 
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smokerjim
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Re: Anyone had any Xmas kisses?
And I'd still bone her!norbert wrote:this one will keep a eye on Smoker JimNWpostie wrote:I hear Banjo duels and rednecks "Deliverence" stylee !
I don't suppose your mouth bleeds every 28 days, does it?
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