Customer Xmas chit chat

[Beforenineoclockgoodone]

Oh, I only ordered that yesterday.
Didn't know there was any post today.
Oh i'm glad to see you, i thought it would'nt get here on time.
Are you ready for Xmas
all the best.
is this all there is, Ive got another one coming.

[janitor]

Can i add "I thought you was on strike."

[Sandyman]

"I remember when we got post on Christmas day"

[ruralpostie]

....I bet you'll be glad when its all over!
....I bet its not easy delivering "in the dark"!!

[Timelord]

I was out delivering packets on the late run 5pm - 7.1pm last week, and yeah instead of people being pleased to get their packet, so many simply commented, sarcastically.....oh, you're a bit late !!!!

[NewPostieUK]

"are you walking at 4 mph??" . . .sick of hearing that.

[Cowdenpostie]

I had to get a signature on the PDA and the customer replied "All this new technology but you`re still not walking fast enough", oh, and "you`re late!"

[tiredwalker]

"Your late today lad" If i here that anymore i'll scream, i'm always late don't start til 10am, 11am before leaving the office and round takes 4hours on a good day, what do they expect. All in the name of progress & modernisation!

[BELIAL]

"that thieving F...in milky didn't nab it again did he?"

[rhino49]

The comment that made my week..........

"I got you a box of Heroes - because that's what you guys are"

So I took them in the next day and passed them round the IPS

[lew1275]

"At least you get a nice lay-in tomorrow mate"

and what does "walking at 4mph" mean!??

[Mr Blonde]

"Are you working till Christmas? I'll see you before then..."

Got that two years running off the same guy, still no tip though!

[Phantom]

I got a kiss...........Wooooooooooooo on xmas eve

[DGP1]

I got a kiss...........Wooooooooooooo on xmas eve

Was it really worth it

[mmc]

"i'm waiting for a parcel, they said it would come today"

"is there 2 deliveries today"

"are you working next week?"

Someone actually asked me was I working on Christmas day FFS!!!!!!!!