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Anyone had any Xmas kisses?

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Re: Anyone had any Xmas kisses?

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Well RM do say we should be more flexible...

alas I deliver to a village known as 'gods waiting room' (so no young women for me)
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IPS wrote:Well RM do say we should be more flexible...

alas I deliver to a village known as 'gods waiting room' (so no young women for me)
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BELIAL wrote:Hey,don't diss the Rifkind twins :evil/mad

Thanks - that was nearly a decade of not remembering Rat Face Rifkind and you have ruined it. :sad:

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Beforenineoclockgoodone wrote:Well you have got it or you haven't? :dance
And it looks like you have it :wink: At least some of us are having a nice Christmas.


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Fcuking hell !!where do these people come from ? :left:
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disgruntledpostie1 wrote:Image :wink:

Get your coat darlin' you've pulled. :chuckle
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POSTMAN wrote:
POSTMAN wrote: :mad It aint fair :so there the amount of times i've.......................
I still aint had nuffin!! :so there
POSTMAN wrote:I've somehow got 2 sorta milfs....

It's a bit worrying,one wont stop making inuendos when i deliver to her,and one in a small high st who has gone into another shop and left me £30.00 worth of Calvin Klein aftershave and smellies(told the missus it was from a firm) and has basically told the owner that she wants to bang me.
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Those photos are really scary, looks like some of the inbreds from the estate I live on, the bus journey home is always entertaining ;liar
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Post by greynut »

I walked up to the lady who works in our canteen and asked her why there was no mistletoe.......... she said "bugger me" I said thanks, but I was only after a kiss.


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Thorby Bislam wrote:
POSTMAN wrote:
POSTMAN wrote: :mad It aint fair :so there the amount of times i've.......................
I still aint had nuffin!! :so there
POSTMAN wrote:I've somehow got 2 sorta milfs....

It's a bit worrying,one wont stop making inuendos when i deliver to her,and one in a small high st who has gone into another shop and left me £30.00 worth of Calvin Klein aftershave and smellies(told the missus it was from a firm) and has basically told the owner that she wants to bang me.
:nervous
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Re: Anyone had any Xmas kisses?

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NWpostie wrote:
ruralpostie wrote:
disgruntledpostie1 wrote:Image :wink:
Marks outta off 10 I'd give um both one!! :whistle
Fuck1ng hell they look like some of the inbred girls from the Deep South more Louisana/Missouri way !
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Re: Anyone had any Xmas kisses?

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has anyone got there phone number ??
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uprising95 wrote:has anyone got there phone number ??
Not their phone number but their email address is : hotchicks@hotmail.com.
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Re: Anyone had any Xmas kisses?

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:chuckle

well it might send them some mail then :chuckle :chuckle
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Calender for next year boys ! :Very Happy
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