What Christmas Present would you buy your DIM

Beefy_Curtains · Post by **Beefy_Curtains** » 07 Dec 2008, 13:11

Love em or Hate em (hate mine) If you were told by Head Oraffice that from this year you had to chip in and buy your DIM DIM DOM a crimbo press out of a staff whip round, what would it be and how would you wrap it?

You may want to add a little sweet crimbo massage on the lable.

Last one to 50 is a tart!

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 07 Dec 2008, 13:16

How about a backbone or a brain, my DOM could use both

Stormproof · Post by **Stormproof** » 07 Dec 2008, 13:17

disgruntledpostie1 wrote:How about a backbone or a brain, my DOM could use both

I was going to say that!

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 07 Dec 2008, 13:37

Decent pair of shoes - he is going to need them next year

Post by **rhino49** » 07 Dec 2008, 13:41

An A-Z so he can find our office - he spends so much time at meetings and other offices that he is never there to support us or carry out the promises he makes (and forgets).

johnnyp · Post by **johnnyp** » 07 Dec 2008, 15:41

An A-Z so he can find his house as hes at our office day and night

i kid you not,he works bloody hard

seeker019 · Post by **seeker019** » 07 Dec 2008, 15:55

Our Dim can US something nice out of his Extra Large Bonus

Work hard, get paid well (unless you're a postie)

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 07 Dec 2008, 16:04

TrueBlueTerrier wrote:Decent pair of shoes - he is going to need them next year

He should be using Magnum Ice skates like the rest of us

Darren Bent · Post by **Darren Bent** » 07 Dec 2008, 20:14

A bigger wallet

jack · Post by **jack** » 07 Dec 2008, 20:38

A villa shirt cos i know he hates them

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 08 Dec 2008, 14:24

johnnyp wrote:An A-Z so he can find his house as hes at our office day and night i kid you not,he works bloody hard

One of our Lineos also needs an A-Z of our area. Got stopped on my round today and it was a stand in Lineo he asked me where Plumstead Lane(name changed) was, I had never heard of it so I asked the post code. The @#£$ was only in the wrong part of town about 6 miles from where he wanted to be,

donein · Post by **donein** » 08 Dec 2008, 15:19

One way ticket to the dark side of the moon

dubdaz · Post by **dubdaz** » 08 Dec 2008, 17:21

In all seriousness, a moral compass

bandit650 · Post by **bandit650** » 08 Dec 2008, 20:04

A very large cork for his A*se so he stops spouting so much Sh*t,A backbone,a personality.

Barry Trotter · Post by **Barry Trotter** » 08 Dec 2008, 20:23

A house,so he can move out of his mum and dads.