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F**cking Lightbulbs

Postal workers discussion forum. Discuss the day to day life in a Blue Shirt.
pastyno1
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F**cking Lightbulbs

Post by pastyno1 »

Haha all the LIGHT jokes have been going round the office..

2 in a bag... come on you can fit more than that...

anyways, all done now, i have seen the light at the end of the tunnel... boom boom

:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :Very Happy :Very Happy
moggymoz
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F**cking Lightbulbs

Post by moggymoz »

pastyno1 wrote:i get a big big bag dropped everyday at a workers house and they have given me some golf cart/lightbulb carrier!! which holds the bag and i do it at end of my round, its a massive estate so did section by section, very deppressing glad this week is over :lfo :lfo :lfo :lfo :cfo :cfo :cfo :cfo
:confused hope your claiming the overtime,cos you can tell the lino to f**k off and do them himself. :lfo :cfo
and as for more than 2 in a bag, do you not get any other packets !!! :hmmmm
k979aaa
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F**cking Lightbulbs

Post by k979aaa »

pastyno1 wrote:Haha all the LIGHT jokes have been going round the office..

2 in a bag... come on you can fit more than that...

anyways, all done now, i have seen the light at the end of the tunnel... boom boom

:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :Very Happy :Very Happy
Only there is no light at the end of the tunnel!. Why break your back for politicians who dont give two **** for you or anyone but themselfs!.
paulsmd
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F**cking Lightbulbs

Post by paulsmd »

Hi, I work in Ipswich mlo IP2
We do not take any lightbulds out on dev`s.
All our lightbulds go out in a van as bulk & the driver get overtime.
Every`s one a winner. :nana
moggymoz
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F**cking Lightbulbs

Post by moggymoz »

paulsmd wrote:Hi, I work in Ipswich mlo IP2
We do not take any lightbulds out on dev`s.
All our lightbulds go out in a van as bulk & the driver get overtime.
Every`s one a winner. :nana
:shock: See if I can get a transfer to Ipswich :pray :crazy: bit far I know (I live in Stockport) but its better than delivering these F**cking Lightbulbs. :lfo :cfo
andy2007
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No more Lightbulbs for a while

Post by andy2007 »

Don't worry about it. They have temporarily stopped sending the Lightbulbs in. It won't be for very long, but at least it will give everyone the chance to catch up. You should still recieve them unil Monday, or Tuesday at the latest. Because they are 3rd Class.
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pinstripe
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No more Lightbulbs for a while

Post by pinstripe »

andy2007 wrote:Don't worry about it. They have temporarily stopped sending the Lightbulbs in. It won't be for very long, but at least it will give everyone the chance to catch up. You should still recieve them unil Monday, or Tuesday at the latest. Because they are 3rd Class.
At last some good news! I've only been getting 2 or 3 a day, but it has been every single day for what seems like months. And what is it, why does every single energy company feel the need to copy British Gas and send out light bulbs, do us a favour, stop sending 'free' light bulbs and increasing my electric bill by 20% (gas by 30%) you're not fooling me, you greedy ba******! :mad
andy2007
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Publicity stunts.

Post by andy2007 »

It's all just a publicity stunt. Once one started sending them out, the rest started to follow suit. It's so that they can claim they are Green Companies.

You and I both know, that it's a counterproductive gesture, because of the extra fuel used by the recipients. Because, most of them are at Work when the Postie arrivbes with them. But few people think of including that into the equation. Still, they come in handy once you get them. I've been using them for years.

The one annoying thing about them, is that they are only the equivilent of a 40 Watt incandescent bulb. That could potentially put some people off using them, if they don't notice that on the box. Because they are totally useless in most rooms, as they aren't bright enough. I only use ones that small, in the bedroom (then I don't wake my Wife up, if I get up in the night), and Toilet Room (because it's so small). But they're better than nothing. Why couldn't they give out the 20 Watt encapsulated ones instead?
They would have been far more useful. And they can't cause reddening of the skin, if used too close to your body (less than 1 Metre) for prolonged periods.
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k979aaa
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F**cking Lightbulbs

Post by k979aaa »

That and they get TAX BREAKS from the uk govenment too send them out too all of us!.
moggymoz
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F**cking Lightbulbs

Post by moggymoz »

moggymoz wrote:At the moment I have 150+ squeezed under my frame. :mad :mad :mad :mad :lfo :cfo
Update on them lightbulbs, still got about 30 left (willful delay) :nervous but been trying to juggle getting rid of them with the constant stream of the British gas ones. who's f**king "bright" idea was this contract coz I'd like to smash every one of em over there f**king head :evil/mad :evil/mad :evil/mad OK rant over, I feel better now :crazy: :nana
Big Daz
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F**cking Lightbulbs

Post by Big Daz »

If only they were 1st class, the money would be rolling in then.
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Post by TrueBlueTerrier »

Big Daz wrote:If only they were 1st class, the money would be rolling in then.
Along with the fines :left: (sorry should not laugh at my own posts)
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rhino49
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F**cking Lightbulbs

Post by rhino49 »

Just got down to the last two by Saturday after delivering them with the heavy HBOS manuals all week and hey presto another warehouse full have arrived for next week.We also have the congestion charge voting forms (one per elector) for the greater Manchester area arriving from Monday so it will be another difficult week.

To all the ignorant and inconsiderate RM overlords out there who say "you are lucky to have a job" I would say " You are lucky to have a workforce that copes with what is constantly thrown at it"

Mail Volumes haven't fallen in line with our staffing levels - they have become more complex, varied and difficult to handle.
Lightbulbs that are being re-issued faster than they burn out are a waste of resources and manpower and are a freebie that isn't in the long term.

P.S. Has anyone seen any disposal facilities put in place yet for the ones that are finished with - probably only if you spend much much more than the cost of the bulbs and the power you saved to get there !!!
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andy2007
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F**cking Lightbulbs

Post by andy2007 »

TrueBlueTerrier wrote:
Big Daz wrote:If only they were 1st class, the money would be rolling in then.
Along with the fines :left: (sorry should not laugh at my own posts)
Why aren't RM being fined for all the failed 3rd Class?

We used to have updates on the delivery figures, during the WTLL sessions. Surprisingly, we haven't had any updates since the Lightbulbs started arriving. I wonder why? :whistle
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andy2007
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F**cking Lightbulbs

Post by andy2007 »

tolkien wrote:
andy2007 wrote:
TrueBlueTerrier wrote:
Big Daz wrote:If only they were 1st class, the money would be rolling in then.
Along with the fines :left: (sorry should not laugh at my own posts)
Why aren't RM being fined for all the failed 3rd Class?

We used to have updates on the delivery figures, during the WTLL sessions. Surprisingly, we haven't had any updates since the Lightbulbs started arriving. I wonder why? :whistle
what wtl session not had one for weeks
Surprsingly, we normally have them every week. At worst, we get one, once a fortnight. The hard part, is finding the useful information, that they hide within the boring drivell.
Don't knock Insanity
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